Wow that went through a LOT faster than I expected!

Had to pull most of it down from here of course, Amazon has a exclusivity clause that lasts a minimum of 90 days. It's available on kindle unlimited, and if my sister pulls through for me I will be updating the cover art too. Looks like it's back to the old grindstone (keyboard) for me! Story won't write itself after all, believe me I tried to get it to do that. I stared at it, it stared at me, I eventually broke first.

If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it.

Also apparently Royalroad replaces typed out links with royalroadl if you type them into the chapter content box, who knew?