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“…In National News, our top story tonight is the Western Auto Building fire still ongoing in downtown Kansas City. The Western Auto Building, the last standing building in the former downtown Kansas City, what came to be a symbol of unity after the Kansas City Disaster is now on fire, and current efforts to put out the fire through drone suppressant systems are failing as the drones are being actively destroyed. The current thought is that this is an intentional arson established via organized placement of car tires on the roof of the building. The United States government has sworn that any and all measurements will be taken to prevent the fire from spreading, but due to issues with Grey Plague contamination, there will not be boots on the ground under any circumstances as it is too dangerous. Furthermore, we can now confirm reports that we began receiving earlier in the evening from amateur enthusiasts. It appears a message was spelled out on the top of the build using those tires, which was the initial source of the fire. The iconic Western Auto sign dismantled to now read ‘Ares’ Town’ with a formation of what appears to be tires spelling out ‘Brunsen Lives.’ The initial reports suggested there was a man watching the fire from atop the roof and long-range satellite camera systems have identified him as the Atlanta Terrorist, long thought dead, John S. Brunsen. This was confirmed to us now by multiple sources. We repeat, the Atlanta Terrorist, the most wanted man in America is not only alive but has set fire to the Western Auto building in an effort to proclaim himself alive to the world. More on this story after our commercial break.”
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“…we now turn to our America News Network analysts Michelle Blazer and Barry Jutfield for their reactions to this shocking news.
“Thank you Ann, this is Barry Jutfield for ANN. Let me be the first to come out and say emphatically, what you are seeing here today is entirely due to the coddling, the ineffectual coddling from this administration on internet hate groups. Every day, Christians, Conservatives, and just good old- fashioned Americans are forced onto the internet to find like-minded individuals who just want to believe in God and Country and are relentlessly hounded by these Brunsen-loving liberals, these despicable losers that enable this sort of behavior. If I was in charge, I’d do what we did the last time we had a crisis in Kansas City, I’d bomb the whole place straight to Hell, and send that demon John Brunsen back to where he came from.”
"Jerry, I couldn’t agree more. As a God-fearing and America-loving Patriot, seeing what this terrorist has done to our beautiful imagery, our beautiful country, just tears me apart. John Brunsen is a despicable and terrible human being and I hope that the government uses its incredible power to send him back where he came from.”
“Ann, you know it won’t happen though. This administration is only interested in attacking Patriots, anyone who believes that police should be respected, government should be small and America remains the greatest country in the world. I wouldn’t be surprised if our President handed Brunsen the medal of honor...”
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“…The most divisive figure in modern American History. Most of us, myself included, would label him a cold-blooded terrorist responsible for dozens of murders, millions of dollars in property destruction and the eventual collapse of the Peach State apartment complex in Downtown Atlanta which killed dozens more. Some say he’s a misunderstood hero who was fighting against a system designed to oppress the very people it should be helping. We went to the streets to find out what people think of the current situation, and whether anyone believes it is really John Brunsen that has started yet another incendiary incident, no pun intended.”
“Hi, this is Grip News, introduce yourself and tell me what you think about what’s going on in Kansas City?”
“Yea, I am Marie, and I personally, like…I think that this Brunsen guy is super dangerous and weird. Like…they should just go like put the fire out though. I think it’s wrong to burn stuff down.”
"Hi, this is Grip News, introduce yourself and tell me what you think about what’s going on in Kansas City?”
“Yea, I’m Roger, I think he’s a terrorist. He’s a piece of shit. Just a piece of shit.”
“Hi, this is Grip News, introduce yourself and tell me what you think about what’s going on in Kansas City?”
“I’m not saying my name man, I know who watches this. Right now this country is being destroyed and taken over by Big Banks, Big Pharma, and a corrupt and inept government. Look around you people, the world is collapsing. You think one guy is the problem? I won’t say Brunsen is a hero, but at least he’s out there doing something. Trying to bring some light to the topics. Get some knowledge man, all these GP bombings, all this handshake shit between governments. They need a new boogeyman to scare us into complacency. You just watch, there won’t be a single GP outbreak for months as long as they can shift the blame towards Brunsen while they do whatever illegal crap they actually care about.”
“Hi, this is Grip News, introduce yourself and tell me what you think about what’s going on in Kansas City?”
"Shoot him and my name is Carol.”
"Hi, this is Grip News, introduce yourself and tell me what you think about what’s going on in Kansas City?”
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"…can you explain to me, clearly, in your own words, what it is that drives you to support Mr. Brunsen?”
Yea, so it’s pretty simple, all of society is a lie, all of the current structure of our government is a lie, everything that you read and hear is a lie, and there is one person who found that out so the powers that be attempted to silence him. But they messed with the wrong hombre. They bit off more than they could chew. This country was founded on the idea that a single man, a single brilliant and powerful man, could change the world. And that’s what you are seeing here today. That’s what you are seeing with Mr. John Brunsen. A man, ready to change the world.”
“And you don’t have a problem with his terrorist actions?”
“You mean do I have a problem with the obviously edited video tapes, with the conspiracies and lies perpetrated against Mr. Brunsen? Because from what I have seen someone attacked him, he responded in kind with his Constitutionally protected 2nd amendment rights, and then was abducted, abducted, by what I can only assume are Blackhat Government agents for some sort of brainwashing scenario. Mr. Brunsen clearly escaped, used his considerable intelligence and wherewithal to get his own apartment in downtown Atlanta, and was then assaulted by the government a second time for attempting to explain to us all, what many of us already know.”
“And what exactly do you feel like you know?”
“Quite simply, the government is using the Grey Plague crisis as a front for the sterilization of white males, for white genocide, the same thing they have been attempting to do for the past 400 years, since Thomas Jefferson and Martin Van Buren and Ulysses S. Grant and other great men signed our Constitution, the only true law in our land, our people have been oppressed by outsiders and other…”
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"What do you make of this rearrangement of the letters on top of the Western Auto building, and before I let you proffer your opinions, let me just say, what a horrible and despicable act. A murderer, a terrorist, a man of pure and entire evil now tarnishing something that was as symbolic as the Statue of Liberty. Just repulsive. What about this message though? He has desecrated the Western Auto billboard to now say ‘Ares’ Town’? Can you explain that? Who is Ares and why is this now “his” town according to Mr. Brunsen?”
“It’s simple Brian, he’s declaring war. Mr. Brunsen is saying that he has taken over Kansas City, he has proclaimed himself Ares, and he wants to build an army.”
“And Dr. Irons, please help us understand, who is Ares? Am I saying that right? Ares?”
“Yes, Brian, Ares is the Roman God of War. In Roman mythology, Ares is notoriously fickle. His only interest is battle and war. He lives only to fight. His goal is war. I believe Mr. Brunsen must identify with Ares. This sick, violent, man propelled to nothing but conflict has thrown down the proverbial gauntlet. This sort of self-aggrandizing behavior is common in the truly demented. What you are seeing is a classic example of a lifelong sociopath enabled by a society that no longer treats mental illness as a serious disease.”
“And how do we handle something such as this? Mr. Brunsen has no army that we know of and has no machinery of war. He is but one man?”
"He has already proven himself dangerous though. A man backed into a corner is always at his most dangerous. He needs therapy. He needs a team of people. Most of all, he needs to turn himself in so that we can get a handle on this situation before it gets further out of hand.”
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“Okay, here we are at the Weird Shit podcast and radio show, Weirdshit dot com, you got me, Nasty Nate with your boy Grungy Joe, and there is only one thing on our minds, am I right Joe?”
“You know it Nate. The man, the myth, the legend, our hero, your hero, the man of the times, John. S. Mother. Fucking. Brunsen. Making a fucking statement homie. His town. Ares’ town. He has fucking ascended and John Brunsen, the modern God of War, the reincarnation of Ares him-fucking-self is back and ready to do what he does best, which is fuck some shit up.”
“So Joe, I know you’ve been holding back these last few months, but you are all in now?”
'I am all in Nate. All in. The rumors are true. The internet rumors are true. What you see before you is a man who is trying to deliver us from all the bullshit out there. BIMPT, BMTS, JJADZ, all these Pharma companies are out there pushing poisons man. The food companies, the fucking banks, the government, the god damn finance industry, housing all that shit. We know it. Look it up. These Grey plague vaccines, the GP vaccines these companies want you to inject are fucking poison man. They are going to ruin the world unless we get the word out and thank God for John Brunsen for pushing the message to the forefront so that guys like you and I can educate our listeners.”
“I am right with you Joe; I really feel like we might be hitting a turning point. Every week we sit down, we take calls, we give you the very best of the underbelly of the internet, places that our sources and our researchers are willing to go to find the truth. We go there to expose the truth. We keep telling you, you aren’t going to hear this on ANN, you aren’t going to hear this in the mainstream media. These are the same corporations trying to press these ridiculous ‘cures’ on you. We got ahold of one of the test vials, we did, here at Weirdshit, one of our listeners procured one of the BIMPT test vials that are currently going out in clinical trials and had it analyzed at a private lab. I want to be very clear, we fully disclosed what we were doing and I want to thank this lab publicly although obviously their name will remain private. What we discovered will absolutely shock you.”
“Before we go further, I just want to take this moment to say frankly and clearly, the Weird Shit podcast is telling you very specifically not to attempt to enter Kansas City. There is a lot of chatter out there that this is the time. Charge the walls, damn the man, let’s go back our boy. We want to be as clear as possible, no matter where you land on this issue, all of the Federal GP guidelines are still in place. Attempting to enter Kansas City is probably a death run and frankly, we don’t have enough listeners to start losing them, so please, please, please, be safe. Spread the word, help your fellow man, but resist the calls to enter Kansas City. You will very likely not enter alive, and even if you get in you will not leave with your life.
“That’s a great point Nate. Please, help us support John any way you can, but for God’s sake don’t get yourself killed.”
“So what’s the next step Nate, how do we as a group, we who see things clearly….
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“…Reports are rising now that there are multiple NGOs operational within the greater Kansas City area including both foreign and domestic entities leasing rights from the US government to occupy and function within this area. I want to read a statement from BIMPT international, one of the companies accused of breaking the Kansas City Accords.”
"The statement reads: We at BIMPT International completely, totally and emphatically deny these false and ridiculous claims that have been pressed against both our companies and other companies from our industry. The idea that any of these companies would take place in such wholesale violations of international law and more importantly basic moral decency is abhorrent. At BIMPT, we are on the forefront of the work to cure Grey Plague sickness and will continue to work towards this goal in the immediate future. We want to be clear that Protectall, the medication we released to reduce and even eliminate symptoms of Grey Plague exposure is safe, affordable, orally available, and most importantly, actually works to protect you from the ever-increasing risk of GP attacks. We want to encourage everyone to continue to protect yourself against these attacks and not let anti-scientific, dogmatic attacks from oppositional entities prevent you from protecting yourselves.”
"Similar statements have been provided by multiple other groups, which we will be omitting for the sake of time.”
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“…We are now receiving reports that camps are being erected outside the greater Kansas City area in multiple places. These appear not to be groups of itinerants, but rather organized groups of people who plan on attempting to breach the greater Kansas City controlled territory in an attempt to someway interact with John Brunsen. We have our reporter Reg Vandry live on the scene, Reg?
“Thanks Verne, I am here at a camp in a location I have agreed not to disclose just outside the greater Kansas City controlled territory. There is a crowd gathering here with the intent of bum-rushing Kansas City. I have to tell you Verne, these people seem quite serious and are merely awaiting nighttime so they can enter under the cover of darkness. I spoke with a few of them, and their reasons varied substantially.”
"What do you mean Reg? How substantially?”
“Ranging all the way from a couple from Iowa who viewed Mr. Brunsen as the Antichrist who are here exclusively to attempt to assassinate him from atop their RV using long range rifles, to a gentlemen from the UK who is here to see if Mr. Brunsen will accept him as his first “acolyte” to use the gentlemen’s own words.
"Has anyone attempted to cross the border as of yet Reg?”
“Rumors are abound Verne, and others have said to me privately that some of the camp sites are now empty, but I have not personally seen anyone cross the border. What I can say with certainty is that many of these folks appear to have genuine conviction on both sides of the issue.”
“Can you potentially get an interview with anyone there?”
“Let me see Verne…wait…yes, you ma’am, can you give an interview? Ma’am? Ma’am can I ask your name?”
"My name is Sara Davies. I am a medical biochemist with a M.D. from North Carolina University. I am here because what you have been told about Protectall, about Grey Plague, about…
"I’m sorry, we are going to have to cut you off there ma’am, we aren’t allowed to reference specific products without sponsor acknowledgement.”
“Is this a news program or not? Stop walking away. Come back, I have to tell them! I am a doctor! I have a real degree! They’re poisoning us! Wait!!”
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“…That’s right folks, I have the terrorist himself, the despicable and onerous traitor John Brunsen on the line now. He has called into the America United radio show. Mr. Brunsen, your actions are vile. Everyone in America has turned their back on you. What could you possibly have to say for yourself? Identify yourself if you are the real John Brunsen.”
“Yea, my name is John Brunsen, bitch.”
“Caller, can you repeat that? Is this the real John Brunsen? Caller this is not a joking matter if you are the real John Brunsen please identify yourself and prove you are who you say you are.
“Yea bitch, I’m the real motherfucking John Brunsen and I’m here to talk about deez.”
“Mr. Brunsen, what are ‘deez’?”
“DEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS”. Click.