System Check In Progress.
Duty Station: Seeker
Optical Sensors: Not Found
Meta-Sensors: Not Found
Subspace Sensors: Not Found
Semiotic Sensors: Not Found
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Perturbatory Sensors: Not Found
Long-Range Magnetokinetic Sensors: Not Found
Ultra-Short [1 LY] Psionic Sensors: No Signal
Duty Station: Light
Short-Band EM Transceiver: Offline
Short-Band EM Booster: Not Found
Long-Band EM Transceiver: Not Found
Long-Band EM Booster: Not Found
Gravitic Wiggler: Not Found
Meta-Sensor Intentcaster: Offline
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K-Class Fusion Lance: Self Check Needed
Psionic Boost Station: Not Found
Subspace Thumper: Not Found
Duty Station: Thrive
Teleportation Circle: Not Found
Psionic Displacer: Not Found
Cargo Railgun: Offline
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Prime Storage: No Signal
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Double Prime Storage: No Signal
Derivative Storage: No Signal
Implicit Storage: Not Found
Ready Storage: Empty
Internal Telepad Notebooks: Out Of Pages
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Escalators: Offline
Moving Walkways: Offline
Elevators: Haunted
Internal Trains: Unknown
Cargo Transfer Stations: No Signal
Pneumatic Freight Transfer Tubes: Not Found
Duty Station: Breath
Pressure: 0.00 Standard Pressure
Level 1 Cache: 0.00 Standard PressureVolumes
Level 2 Ready Storage: 0.00 Standard PressureVolumes
Level 3 Accessible Storage: No Signal
Level 4 Reserve Storage: Data Format Error
Level 5 Last Resort Storage: 1.00 Standard PressureVolume
Central Resource Storage: No Signal
Sharded Resource Storage: Not Found
Reserve Resource Storage: Not Found
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Primary Nanite Storage: 0.00 Effective Work Units
Reserve Nanite Storage: Not Found
Last Resort Nanite Storage: No Signal
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Operational Storage: 1.8 Standard Operating Procedure Units
Manufacturing Capacity: 0.00 Standard Units Per Sync
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Operational Deficits: Not Enough Data | Not Enough Processing Power
Duty Station: Annihilation
L-Phase Existence Erasure Ray: Not Found
Superliminal Metakinetic Cannon: Not Found
Spinal Greatlaser: Not Found
Debris Interception Cannons: Not Found
Interjection Shield: Not Found
Energy Fieldshield: No Signal
J-Class Communicator: Not Found
Research Annex: No Signal
INDEX ERROR—SECONDARY SYSTEMS DATA CORRUPTED
Warpfield Projector: Not Found
Reified Plasma Point Defense System: Offline
Autocannon Cannon: Not Found
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Annihilation Sphere: Ready
Duty Station: Caretaker
Seeker Status: UNKNOWN, OFFLINE
Light Status: UNKNOWN, OFFLINE
Mind Status: MISSING
Annihilation Status: UNKNOWN, OFFLINE
Breath Status: UNKNOWN, OFFLINE
Thrive Status: UNKNOWN, OFFLINE