An overly used and completely unsanitary cave, dark as the night and as damp as a rock squirted upon by a wild Kelpie prepares to welcome its first customer of the day. A strapping young lad with an absurdly long and thick sword. The lad in question was black of hair, of medium build, and had with him a rugged backpack filled with an adventurer's essential supply. For this was a glorious day in the life of Long, an up and coming adventurer. This was his first adventure and he didn't want anything to go wrong, not that anything would, after all, this was one of the most basic dungeons within the vicinity of Hard Rock City.
ugh how dreary, this place really is a loser's paradise. The mere thought of doing something like this is horrendous. How did the great me ever think of going in here? oh yeah i forgot, damn old man and his goddamn dark rock flowers. ack damn this place sucks, why couldn't my first mission have been one of those slay a pack of wolves thingies. *sigh* guess i'll just have to get this shit over fast. i don't want to spend a minute longer in this shit hole.
Long swiftly recovered from his internal rant with the prospect of getting the heck out of this "shit hole". With his newly resolved internal crisis, he decided to move twice as fast. Going through the seemingly harmless labyrinth as quickly as he can was an incredible feat for a total noob. With the cave's natural lack of lighting, navigation through this accursed maze was something that not only attested to his skill as an adventurer but as a student as well. The schools in the province of Elderwitch have always been known for producing highly capable individuals, be it combat or studies, they were all top-notch. Long was one such individual, he was a prodigious fighter, one out of a million, and that was not all, he never forgot about his studies, as matter of fact, he was actually really dilligent when it came to studying. The books about history and fighting inside his backpack were proof of his dedication.
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Hah can't this place get any easier? I can't believe they actually gave this piece of shit a grade of 1. This is at most a zero, heck if there was a negative ranking i'd probably give this a negative over 9000. Fucking shit, I haven't even encountered a single monster here, is this place even a- whoo damn is that what i think it is? damn, it is. What's a treasure chest doing out here hahaha. This must be my lucky day, first adventure, first chest oooh i can't wait to rub that sweet chest. But wait, safety first, i'm gonna throw a rock just to make sure it's not a mimic. I wouldn't want to be the poor bastard who got eaten by a mimic in his first quest.
Long slings a hard rock in hopes of penetrating the mysteries surrounding the large unsuspecting chest. *Thud* a loud sound encompasses the entirety of the room as longs rock hits the exposed chest right in it's hole. A few moments of awkward silence pass by as long makes sure that the chest he had just hit was actually a chest, and not a violent and hungry monster. He approaches the chest warrily as if the rock was not enough to infuriate the box if it was indeed a mimic. He opens the chest and to his jubilation the content of the chest was a skill book.
wahhhh holy shit it's a skill book!! It's... It's a rare skill book pp-pp-ppp-polymorph. I can't believe it hahahaha!! Can this day get any bette-.
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