Yesterday:

I got my typical Tuesday off. Payday as usual; I went out and bought groceries, made payments on rent-to-own furniture(being too broke to buy outright sucks).  I paid on items I put in pawn months ago and did laundry in preparation for my 5am shift today. 

Yeah my check is gone already as usual but the wife(not really but we've been living together for almost four years and I don't know how to put the little thingy over the 'e' in fiancee) bought the groceries at her store last week.

I settled in for the rest of another scorching August day and played videogames with the wife until dinner time. 

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I went to make the digiorno while she died her hair again(emerald green this time👍). 

I wasn't really paying attention, my vision darkened or something and I stopped to rub my eyes. There was a little spinning circle like a page loading and it annoyed me.

I almost dropped the pizza and might have uttered a few expletives due to grabbing the hot pan.

I then served dinner fed our four hellcats and fought with them for my own food.

I packed my bag for work cleaned myself(but not the dishes) and got to bed at eleven.

I know I sleepwalk sometimes but here I am at two in a damp basement(we don't have those in Florida) and I only have one question...

Dude, where's my uniform? 😕