"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." 5 billion years ago, a self-proclaimed god created another world, a world where things like magic and dragons are a reality.  When all hell broke loose, a boy named Chris Teal is sent into this world as a Vampire named "Vixen Corr", eventually forced to fight for her life by competing and fighting with overpowered monsters that can wipe out humanity with just one finger. It's a ridiculous world where ridiculous things like moving a car using 2 magnets will work. Logic and Magic interferes, and now Vixen has to use illogical logics to defeat the undefeatables, or maim 5th dimensional gods in order to achieve world peace with the help of her untrustworthy allies. Basically, this story is about overpowered lesbians, deranged psychos, and gods beyond human comprehension, all fighting each other using their overcomplicated abilities in overcomplicated situations. This story is mainly based on a personal theory I made. Also, the main message is very clear and simple, but it is very deep, deeper than what most people think. You'll find the message along with my personal theory as you read more and more of this story. What to expect: -Vast amounts of characters, from creatures such as ants, to incomprehensible Gods. -Mythologies, comedies, symbolisms, metaphors, and philosophies. -Extremely huge story, taking place 5 billion years ago to current day. -Happiness, Horror and Sadness. Many combinations of realistic and fantasy. -Unpredictability and intense action, meaning fights, battles, and wars, with some scenes being over a chapter long. -Gigantic World, including Earth, and many other different dimensions. -Magic, fantasy, reality, unreality, imaginary, and more. -Terrible jokes, and ironic jokes. This story is planned to have around 100 chapters. 1 or more chapters will release every week. This story is kind of comedic, but it will not be in the comedy genre. Also, this entire story is being written by only one person. I'm not a professional writer, English wasn't my first language, and I mostly just write for fun.