So where was i? Ow yes standing in front of a mirror looking at the new me, that is to say the new armour i was wearing, i now finally look evil, ‘so cool, so black, hehe it even has spiky bits,’ i thought to myself doing a little jig inside my head, before my body started too copy my mind and do the jig my new minion, Chip got my attention she was staring into an alcove that i had missed in my excitement to get to the armour, she also appeared to be shacking while emitting a strange purring sound, to me this was a completely new development i never new goblins could purr.
Female goblins are what you could consider, to be a rare species only ever being seen in some of the bigger goblin camps, and they are made all the more rarer, because said camps are usually utterly destroyed by users on ncp guards, so her actions and behaviour now is a complete surprise to me.
Walking over i came to a complete stop as i reached her side, i had intended to ask what she was doing, but after glancing in the direction she was looking, all i could do was stand their rooted in place staring at the same thing while from my own lips, a sound not that different from a purr emerged. ‘and really who could blame the two of us as in front of us is what appears to be an alcove that is not only quite deep but also stacked from floor to roof with glittering gold coins.’
We must have been stood there for some time before my legs began to ache, jolting me out of my hypnosis ‘mwahahahaha all that gold, all mine, all mine’ i cried in my head ‘who ever said being evil isn’t rewarding needs to be blind folded, placed up against a wall and shot repeatedly,’ slowly patting my new minion on the head, at her glorious find she looked up at me weekly a small smile on her face, ‘if it was human you could describe it as cute, but as it was goblin and dirty it was slightly of putting, thank goodness the new helm hid 90% of my grimacing face. I can always order her to clean herself up?’
Right now thought i need move, first have chip collect two, no three bags of all that gold, when go get the other goblin bob’s to come here and collect the rest, then move everything back to the room with my new slave, ow yes and i have to punish her for laughing at me as well, ‘so much to do i decided as we left the treasure room, clinking all the way in my excitement.
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The best laid plans never work, and the evidence for that statement happens to be right in front of my eye’s at first, i was going to kill them for being slow, ‘ them being my new minion bob’s that i had ordered to take their camp down.’ Then having got closer to the camp i realised that they had, at least started to take it down, so i should show them some mercy however.
“I AM DEFENATLY GOING TO TORTURE SOME OF THEM.” I yelled as we entered the camp, there wasn’t a goblin bob in sight, i was now furious, not only had they not taken down the camp, they failed to great me, their rightful ruler, and to top it off they seem to have vanished, ‘i’m going to skin at least one of them alive for running away.’
It was chip that was, ‘i have to admit struggling under the weight of three bulging sacks of gold coins’, that surprised me next she dropped the bags on the floor, at first i thought she did it because she was scared, that i had just proclaimed i was going to torture her kin. But to my surprise she wasn’t paying me much attention, her eyes were darting left and right searching for the others i low squeaking sound emitting from her, as she slowly went from one tent to another looking inside each.
I got the feeling something didn’t quite fit which immediately helped calm me down, as chip started to pick up her pace, between tents looking left and right her quiet squeaking getting louder all the time. As she was checking the tents, i calmly walked into the middle of the camp my eyes shifted left and right, my brain finally started to absorb the images my eyes were sending it, ‘broken spear, goblin made. Half a shield. These belonged to my minions.’ I knelt down next to a sword that was left on the ground it was a pathetic sword in regards to loot so was left behind, there was green blood covering the handle and a slight trace of fresh red blood the on the blade.
A player did this or a party of players i mussed, ‘how disappointing so much for my army of bob’s. Wait, wait no they were my bob’s i should do something about this,’ i could feel the anger inside me start to boil over, Chip came up beside’s me crying, ‘if that’s what you can call the whisper high pitch squeaking she’s making, there are tears in her eyes so she must be.’ I don’t really blame her, it was her camp, she might have killed her own chief but that was one goblin not a whole camp, i knelt down in front of her, taking of my helm.
“Look at me Chip,” i said gently grabbing hold of her shoulders, “i am you’re master, no i’m more than that, now i will be your friend, your family, cast aside your grief, now is not the time to morn our loss, now is the time to take up our arms and revenge your kin.” I said as the tears on her face stopped dropping and she slowly nodded her head i could see the fires building in the back off her yellow eye’s, on impulse i opened the menu system and going through my now enlarged inventory selected and select the two items i was looking for the shield and sword that i had originally started with at the beginning of this dungeon exploration.
I slowly handed them to Chip, ‘it isn’t a great loss there’s nothing special about the equipment,’ i thought as chip slowly grabbed them and stood up fire burning with every step she started heading out of the camp, as a re-equipped the black helm and made to follow, stopping momentarily to hide the three bags of loot that chip had carried, ‘right now ordering her to carry the loot would make me feel bad! Wait isn’t that the whole point? Ow well whatever.’
At some point the system had managed to catch up with me and was flashing a message at me in the bottom corner of my vision.
Familiarity with goblins has risen, you can now understand more goblin speech goblins will be on friendlier terms when approached without hostility being made.
Gifts given to Goblin named Chip.
Goblin female
A female goblin named chip, currently serving under a dark over lord.
Familiarity 100% - Chip will now give her life to you, follow any request, or order no matter how dangerous.
Life 10198/10300, Mana 10200/10200, level 120, Attack 56 +120, Defence 32 +140.
‘Humph didn’t have to do much for that to happen.’
It appears that the however slaughtered my new minions is quiet high in level i wonder if they’ll be able to kill me? I was puzzling over that fact then chip started heading in a familiar direction, looking at the ground as if following something that i couldn’t see, as i suddenly remembered what lay in the direction we were moving towards, the throne room, ‘wait i left my slave in there, they’re going to steal my slave, how dare they,’ i thought as our speed picked up a felt the inside of my body go cold and my vision started to get slightly hazy, looking down to find out why, i was reassured to find that it was only my armour giving of the same dark haze that it did when i first put it on.
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(Authors notes: due to complications this next passage will have a different format for the people that are speaking. Cos i’m no good with names, p.s try not to get confused with the thoughts and speech bits “,” for speech ‘,’ for thought * for actions)
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The adventures finally reached their destination the home of the last boss. The dungeon boss to be greeted by an empty room.
“say what’s going on here?” one of the adventures a male combat class knight, wielding a long sword in heavy armour asked looking around confused. (i will name him subject A)
“No idea.” A second combat adventurer also a male combat class, but wearing light armour but wilding an axe replied. (Let’s call this one subject B)
“The room is definitely empty” a female voice that was wearing a white robe belonging to a healer in their party, answered. (subject C.)
“No its not, look at the throne.” A third male voice answered this man was an archer with a long bow and light armour. (subject, D)
“He’s right theirs someone attached to the chair.” A forth male wearing another robe while clutching a staff, said looking at the thrown. (subject 1)((cos any male that wears a robe in public needs to flogged.)
A)“wonder what this is all about then?”
C) “let's ask them”
D)”do be careful it might be a trap”
B)”you think”
A)”he’s right. The healer and I will talk to them.”
B)”i’m staying by the door.” ‘always taking the girl hmm’
D) i’ll cover the middle then.”
1) “where do you want me?”
B)’the pansy speaks dear god.’
A) “where ever you want.”
1) “i’ll go to the front then.”
And so the adventures spread out across the extremely large last chamber, one standing guard by the door the other taking up a position half way into the room, the other three converged on the throne and the slave that was currently attached to it, to find out what exactly was happening.
C) “hey are you alright”
The slave looked up in surprise.
A)”Don’t worry we’ve come to save you.”
S)”You can’t you don’t have the key. The slave answered.
C)”Were is it?”
S)”The other one has it”
1)”Other one, who’s that?”
S) “The person who came to free, me but he didn’t.”
C)”What do you mean?”
S) “The other person the one who beat the evil lord.”
You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story.
A)”I don’t quiet follow you.”
1)”She saying someone else killed the boss and took the key.”
S)*nods in reply*
A)”Damn,”
C)”where did he go?”
S)”He said he was going to collect some minion.”
C)???????????
Suddenly there was a loud crash from behind then and the room goes quiet, the wooden doors were now hanging from their hinges having being forcefully booted inwards at incredible speed, were the doors should be is now a thick black like mist, there are rapid sounds of metal hitting stone, and suddenly a gurgling sound can be herd the enemy was here.
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I grabbed chip by the shoulder to slow her down just before, we reached the closed wooden doors to my throne room, the enemy were in there, i could feel it in my gut.
“Stay to the shadows.” I warned her before facing the door, ‘how to do this’ i thought thinking of several different strategies simultaneously, ‘fast breach and straight at the first person i see i’m going to make their life’s short and painful, breach and clear tactic then’ i thought to myself as a clenched and unclenched my fist at my side, ‘this was going to be bloody,’ i decided as a started running full pelt towards the wooden door, i thought the door would at least show some resistance it being a door and all, it proved to be allot easier to get in than i thought as it practically burst of its hinges when my shoulder connected with it.
It took seconds to find my first target, a male ‘combat class light armour’ the thought was instantaneous a ran as fast as i could to reach him my new boots pounding on the stone floor as a speed towards him, he had enough time to turn around, just enough to gape at me in surprise as my left hand automatically reached for his neck, i lifted him off the floor ‘by at least two foot,’ his legs started kicking as he tried to breath, a squeezed harder as he gasped, and on instinct plunged my right had towards his chest.
Critical Hit Armour Penetrated.
My right hand had penetrated his armour, his skin and bone, the player suddenly coughed up blood spitting it all over my nice black armour, i must have had fire in my eyes, i was even more furious at him, as my right hand clenched i dragged it back out of his body, with a load ripping noise, even more blood spurted out of his mouth and this time his chest too, squirted out torrents of fresh red blood coating me from head to foot.
Mortal wound inflicted.
‘Hu never had that message before’ i thought as a gazed at what was in my right hand, ‘yep that would be why,’ in my right hand still beating feebly while spurting the last of its contents out was the players heart, i held it up to show him before squeezing it in front of his shocked eyes.
“For my minions” i growled squeezing the heart.
I dropped him on the floor as the heart in my hand turned into mush, his body immediately turned grey disappearing from my sight.
Soul Absorbed.
The room went even quieter, for a few seconds as the darkness that surrounded me grew thicker.
But it didn’t last long a girl at the other end of the room shrieked at the sight of me now dripping wet with blood. One of the people next to her another male wearing armour swore, and quickly charged straight at me, head long sprinting past a second person who was equally as fast in his response, he had started to notch an arrow to his bow, but didn’t get to fire it as chip who had entered just as fast as i had done, bashed him with the shield i had given her, she had kept to the shadows just as i had instructed her, so the surprise attack was complete. The archer out of the way for now i had to deal with the new threat that was rapidly approaching.
I didn’t have time to think this time through, had to rely on my battle instincts and experience in the field as the knight in front of me swung his double handed sword over his head meaning to cut me in two, i stepped to the left of the attack my health decreasing by 200 points as the sword hit the floor, ‘not a bad swing but my fist is faster’ a punched it into his face sending him reeling backwards, he recovered magnificently spinning around while swinging the long sword in an arc, ‘ i can’t dodge this one normally i have a shield for moments like this.’ Have to make do.
Clink
I had done the unbelievable, ‘i don’t know how i had done it but i had.’ I had court the long sword in my hand, i had somehow managed to block what should have been a critical hit with my hand, ‘my own hand had managed to grasp a blade in mid swing.’ Quickly grabbing it with the other hand i yanked the blade forward towards me, at the same time putting allot of force into my foot which after three mille seconds of thought i placed firmly between my opponents legs with a crunch sound, ‘let’s see which you want to hold more your sword or your balls,’ evidently it was his balls, as he let go of the sword. ‘pain in this game is all too real.’
Critical Hit.
The man bent double on the floor as i stepped back throwing the sword to the back of the room.
He must of been in allot of pain as he was now trying to desperately crawl along the floor on hands and knees, ‘i decided to help him out a little’ and pushed him to floor with my boot. Before standing beside him placing my right boot his back twisting it. There was another horribly load crunching noise, this time from under my boot.
Critical Hit.
‘Oh looks like i found a cockroach,’ drawing my new black sword from its scarab a plunged it into his back there was another crack this time the man screamed in pain as i twisted the sword left and right watching as his life bar rapidly shrunk to 0. He stopped moving and turned to grey.
Soul Absorbed.
‘Two down three more to go,’ was my initially thought but i quickly changed that to two more, as chip seemed to have the upper hand in her fight with the archer, she had somehow managed to drop him to the floor, and was currently kneeling on him, bashing his head against the cold stone floor and the shield i had given her it looked like quiet bloody mess.
I was stopped from admiring my new minions work, as one of the two survivors at the end of the hall had started chanting, ‘a mage’ a thought swearing loudly, i need to get to him before he finishes whatever spell he’s casting. Half way too him i knew i wasn’t going to make it time, to stop him.
‘you have covered me in blood, now i will cover you in glory,’
‘! that wasn’t me,’ i realised as my arm holding the black sword moved on its own accord, pointing straight at the mage,
Soul Release.
‘?? What,’ suddenly the darkness that had been enveloping my body started collecting towards the end of the blade tip, before it shoot out towards the mage screaming as it went, it split into two beams and then began to spiral as it went, hitting the mage he had only time to scream before the darkness surrounded him, all that could be seen was his life bar that was depleting very fast. It ran out quickly leaving no remains behind even the darkness disappeared. ‘ok ermm next.’
I looked in the direction of the last person a girl wearing a white robe, she was obviously a healer, and she was terrified to the bone, every time i took a step towards her she backed up, until her back reached a pillar, as i approached she sang down into a ball crying.
“please, please don’t,” she whimpered, as a grabbed hold of her robe and hoisted her to her feet leaving bloody hand prints on her white robe. Drawing back the sword i intended to give her a clean death.
“STOP”
A new voice? The voice belonged to the only other living being in the room my slave.
“Please have mercy,”
“Mercy do you know who i am?”
“You are the lord please have mercy,”
“Do you know what she has done?” i roared
“No but i beg please have mercy,”
There was silence in the room.
“You will be punished, instead,” i told her.
“I will accept,” the slave answered
There was a soft growl from the side, chip had finished off the archer and was standing next to me, there were even bits of what looked like brains still dangling from the bloody shield.
‘Hmmm what to do,’
“Fine i will show mercy” the growl at my side got loader.
“Thank you, my lord,” the slave said looking relieved.
The girl in front of me stopped crying before she tried to get away, chip’s growl intensified.
“I said i will show mercy, and so i shall,” i told her as i turned away and started heading toward the thrown and my slave, “CHIP deal with her.”
Chip emitted the weirdest squeak i have herd to date, as she dropped the shield on the floor and drew out her two kitchen knife’s before tearing into the helpless healer, as she screamed in terror, the sound of blood spurting and cloth being shredded was most pleasant i decided.
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Authors notes:
My slave editor as vanished so i’m looking for a new one that’s the reason there’s so many mistakes though i think i got them all. Hope you enjoyed the blood feast