hello there, this is my first work of fiction so please be gentle. Kidding. Constructive criticism is always welcome. Also please not that this is a more mature oriented story so if you are dissatisfied with this please DO NOT READ, or post childish comments. Also ideeas and sugestions are always welcome.

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Joe/Alsavir pov

- Well shit, I'm dead. If you're wandering how I died it was because of a dog bite. Now how the hell do you die from a dog bite? Easy. Add in the mix a full week marathon of sleepless nights, lack of proper food (I ate twice that week, not because I don't have food, because I was too focused on the game) and a overall weekends body its a almost certain death sentence. It doesn't help that the stupid dog decided to chew on my neck. Well that's how I died.

Now to were I am. I think its a void or something, because I don't feel anything or can see anything except darkness.

- Well hello there. Said a voice from somewhere.

- What? Who are you? The god of this place or something like that?

- Yep. Got that right. I'm what would you call god and this is the void.

- That's nice, but can I at least see you? Kinda hard talking with some one who you can't see you know? And what kind of god are you?

- Well for starters I'm the god or goddess of love, sex and everything else related to these. I can show you a image of myself in your mind, considering we both don't have a body here.

- Ahh, nevermind the body part. The most important thing is why am I here? You want to reincarnate me or something among those lines?

- Got that right, think of it as a character creatin screen, from a RPG in your world.

- Cool. But, what's the catch. There must be something to it, right?

- A bright one. Well for starters you will be gender locked as a female. Also for each positive trait you must pick a negative one.

- Strengths and weaknesses?

- Right on. Also you can pick up to five of them, or pick one or two and learn the rest. If you pick them all it will be harder to learn new ones.

- Ok. Can I ask more questions when creating my character?

- Sure thing darling. Now do you want to start?

- Yes please.

As I finishes speaking a screen apeared in front of me, no create my body or character. I was gender locked as a female, not that inconvenient. As for the races, hmm. Hard choice, better to read their descriptions. First one, human.

The humans are a all rounder race, with balanced stats and a creative mind. They enjoy everything the world has to offer and can easily become one of the most depraved or the most saintly creatures.

Hmm, interesting but not by much, next one the Elves.

The elven race is one of the eldest races of this world. They were once a pious and pudic race, but now they have fallen into depravity. Also have the most adaptable body in the world and their ample inate mana, makes them strong mages or powerful warriors.

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Quite interesting. Skimming through the other races none grab my attention so I pick the elves. With that the goddess says:

- Interesting choice. Also don't bother to ask about classes, because you can't pick up one here.

- Ok. Next is appearance right?

- Bingo. Now get to it. You have a base template that you can change. Take a look

The screen in front of me changes to a 3d look of a naked elven female. What to change I wonder. Guess that I shall make the eyes green, fiery red hair, going for dd cups and a hourglass figure. Guess that would be all.

- Interesting. You know that with those looks everyone will be listing after you, and may actually rape you.

- That would be fun goddess. Or rather interesting. My guess that next is the traits?

- Correct. Maybe you will surprise me again.

The previous screen disappears and the trait and weakness screen appears.

- Time to see what traits I'll pick and what weaknesses.

Scrolling down the list I see "uninhibited mind", with the description - your mind is like a sponge, adapting to your surroundings, alowing you to learn everything faster (25% learning speed and extra 1% per 25 inteligence and wisdom). Pretty good. I'm taking this one.

After more scrolling I also see Spirit affinity ( more stunned to the spirits of the world and allows the user to cast spirit magic. Improves with level). This one is good as well. Other perks are quite useless, and might make me extremely op. Now to the weakness part. The first one that catches my eye is nymphomaniac, and I take it. Afterwards I pick Depraved mind ( you will be more open minded to different types of sex, sexual humiliation and plays). Sounds fun, might work well if I pick it. And last but not least is toy fan ( you like to use toys and might integrate them into your body). At this description I ask the goddes:

- What exactly is this skill, toy fan, what does it mean integrate them into my body?

- Oooo, that's a nice one. You can use dildos and suck but also get piercings and other stuff related to sex.

- Sounds fun. Guess I'll take it.

- Good. And because you have the spirit afinnity ill give you spirit piercings.

- What are those?

- They are made out of spirit. And you cand freely manipulate them. I'll let you find out on your own. Now lets have your nipples, navel, clit and labia pierced. That should do wonders.

- Nice, it should be fun. Guess that's all there is.

- Aren't you forgetting about stat points?

- Right. How many do I have?

- 50.

- Good. Then 10 to agility and 10 to stamina, 5 in strength, 15 intelligence and the rest between charisma and wisdom.

- A overall good spread. Now I guess were done. Remember I'll keep a eye on you. Have fun in your new life.

And with that everything goes dark and my new life begins.