With a loud ”bang", the monitors, photo frames, and documents on the desktop all jumped up in fright. The pen holder was unlucky. When it fell, it slipped under his feet and fell a somersault, then rolled to the table with a grunt. , Fell off the cliff to pieces.

“Zhong Li!”The roar of the dean rumbled throughout the office, like a thunderstorm, like a lion roar, and the blue veins on the forehead would burst almost at any time.

“Well, I'm here.”The young man named Zhong Li stood across from the desk, tilted his head slightly and looked at the dean with innocent eyes. This look was the same as a cat at a loss. If you change it to someone else, it will definitely melt in an instant. Unfortunately, it is useless for the dean Yan Wei.

The reason is very simple. Yan Wei and Zhong Li's father used to be very good friends, and the two families are very close.Why use the word once?Because Zhong Li's father has been missing for ten years, although Zhong Li's mother insists on not believing it, everyone believes that Zhong Li's father is no longer alive, and according to the law, he can be declared dead.

During the years when Father Zhong disappeared, Yan Wei took a lot of care of Zhong Li's family, and almost regarded Zhong Li as his own. In his eyes, Zhong Li is like a cat that looks very good but is very wild in his bones. When you look at him, he will be very obedient, and when you turn your head, he will stretch out his paws to make trouble.

No, Zhong Li was in trouble again two hours ago.Now, let us use the magic of time to set everything back, go back to two hours ago, and see what Zhong Li did to anger people.

In the student apartment, Block B 801, Zhong Li had just woken up from the floor, groaning with stiff muscles, feeling like a zombie returning to his soul, and his head was groggy and uncomfortable.

At this moment, the sound of opening the door sounded, and Zhong Li woke up in an instant like cold water, rushed to the door, and opened the door first.

At the door was a young man wearing short-sleeved jeans and dragging a suitcase. He was obviously taken aback by Zhong Li's sudden appearance, and he took two steps back to stand still.

“Hello, I...” In line with the normal mentality that roommates should get to know each other well in the future, the young man is ready to introduce himself and explain the reason for coming here.But unfortunately, he was interrupted by Zhong Li as soon as he spoke.

“You are not satisfied with your original apartment, or to put it another way, your roommate is very dissatisfied with you, because you always bring friends into the apartment to play cards or mahjong, and often play late, which seriously affects the normal rest of the roommate, and may even cause the roommate to lose something.For this reason, you should have quarreled a few times. In the end, he couldn't bear to threaten to report you. You were afraid of being punished, so you offered to change your apartment and applied to the head of the department. It happened that I had a free room here, so you showed up with me.”

Zhong Li said something like a machine gun, quite fast, but the words were extremely clear, giving people a feeling that the words were like blades.

The young man was completely said to be stupid, and his reaction speed could not keep up with Zhong Li's speed of speech. He opened his mouth for a while before regaining his senses and exclaimed, "You investigate me!”

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“Investigate you?I didn't know that someone was moving in until the moment you opened the door. Where should I investigate you?"Zhong Li asked rhetorically.

“Then how do you know?"The young man blurted out, and only then did he react. Isn't asking like this tantamount to admitting it?"

“The first is your teeth. Your teeth are relatively white, but they are not the kind of white that you have washed your teeth. So you don't smoke, but you smell of smoke from head to toe, which means you stay in a closed and smoky environment for a long time or even all night.Where is this environment?It is obviously impossible for apartments because all apartments have smoke alarms.The most likely environment is the chess and card room, which happens to be opposite the West Gate.”

As he said, Zhong Li suddenly pointed to the pendant on the luggage cable: “Your pendant is two sieves. The front of your T-shirt is printed with square slices, plum blossoms, hearts and spades. Your eyes are bloodshot and your face is tired. , Coupled with the smell of smoke all over your body, it is enough to prove that you played in the chess and card room all night last night.”

“Internet cafes also smell very smoky. What makes you think I'm in the chess and card room instead of an Internet cafe?”The young man had a feeling of being seen through, and he was unwilling to make the final resistance.

"Impossible."Zhong Li pointed to his arm and said, "If you stay in an Internet cafe for one night, the stem of your right ulna will definitely be red, as will all people who use the mouse for a long time.""But the stem of your right ulna is not red. If I expected it well, you played poker last night.”

“You..." The young man looked down at his arms, his mouth was completely speechless, he couldn't believe it, just opened the door to meet, the other party could tell him all the secrets, as if those eyes were not eyes at all, but sharp scalpels.

“As for the situation in your dormitory, it's even better to guess.Anyone who is good at gambling likes to get together. Either go to someone else's place or come to your own place. If you leave the dormitory, it means that you brought your friends to your own dormitory.Our medical school courses are very tight and almost full during the day, so your gambling time is after dinner, and you are very addicted and play late at every turn, which seriously affects the rest of your roommates. It broke out over time, and I couldn't bear it.”

“Although I don't know if you have gambled or not, your behavior is obviously in violation of the rules. In order not to let the dean know, you will inevitably choose to compromise and take the initiative to report for an apartment.At the same time, you are worried that your new roommate may not be able to bear it, so you decided to have a good time before moving. This is why you stayed in the chess room all night.”

Turning into a machine gun again, after a long talk, Zhong Li felt a little hypoxic, took a deep breath and slowed down: “Now you still want to tell me that I guessed it wrong?Can't say it anymore, right?I'm sorry that I don't like roommates like you either, and I am allergic to the smell of smoke. It can seriously damage my keen sense of smell and cause irreparable damage to my olfactory center.So for your own good and for my own good, you'd better go back and forth from where.”

After speaking, Zhong Ligang was about to close the door, and suddenly turned his head and squeezed out a bright smile: “Friendly reminder, a small bet on Yiqing hurts your body. Quit gambling as soon as possible and get back together with your roommate."”

After speaking, the door of the room was slammed shut, leaving only the young man standing outside the door dumbfounded.

Is it over here?Of course not. Anyone who is said this will be angry, and the more the truth is, the more angry he will be. The young man was stunned for a full five minutes and finally broke out in anger. He slammed the door twice and then shouted through the door: “Do you really think you are very good?"You are nothing!I remember you!”

Behind the door, Zhong Li shrugged and said to himself: “Of course I am very good, but I am not gay.