I will no longer understand women. Seeing as how a random person is going to act as if we have been lovers for several years, I don't need to try to understand this. Welp, time to wake up! .... Any day now. Suddenly, in my ear I hear "Choose your username pls." I look at her and see a kinda short girl with purplish hair. Yup, must be still in shock. "Okay you'll be Alan then." Yup I must really want a sequel of TER* since this must be a dream about a RPG. "Welcome to Saiai." Google translate pls. (Saiai according to Google is Dearest.)

I wake up in the middle of a town, and it seems to be very empty. Ah well, lets go find fam, okay fam? Everyone is gathered in the plaza. I step into the plaza and find 99 people. Not strange at all. Mmhmm. I literally counted them one by one. Yup.  I'm sure that there are different beginning towns and that we can all regroup on another plACE WHAT THE FUCK!? EVERYONE IS DISAPPEARING WHA THE FAUAUAAAAUAU. Aaaand i'm gone. I teleport to what looks like a hillside with cherry blossom petals raining from above. My inner otaku wants me to look around for the love at first sight, but my experience with women in the last hour says otherwise. I look around anyway to see a certain someone with blue hair. "Hello, darling." she says. Yup, not quite suuuure.

She looks at me and her eyes seem to be saying 'Why aren't you bowing down to me' I take a few minutes and then respond with a very reasonable "dafug?". She feigns surprise and says "Oh, I haven't introduced myself yet! My name is Lilliana, but you can call me Lily-senpai!" I don't know what kind of dere this is. She shuffles her feet as if still waiting for me to say something. "Okay, Lilliana." She then starts rolling on the floor yelling "LILY LILY LILY LILY!" I now start walking off the hill.

OOPH. An invisible wall. Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 but if i get home l8 my mum mite h8. And that's when she got my attention/questions. "Where am I, who are you, why are you calling me darling, why are you tsundere, why are you...." And that's when she snapped. "YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO GET IT BUT YOU GIVE IT TO ME WHEN YOU HAVE QUESTIONS!?" As a 13 year old kid I naturally am not used to this so I run behind the cherry tree and start crying like the wuss I am. "Oh, no, I'm sorry honey! I just got angry you weren't paying attention to me!" she apologizes. She then does something I don't expect. She kisses my cheek. I immediately scoot backwards and blush as she looks at me with a slight blush on her face and a smile. " That was my first kiss you know." Not sure if she understands what a 1st kiss means... BUT THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME A GIRL BESIDES ME MUM KISSED MY CHEEK OH MY GOSH WHAT DO I DO FLOP FLOP FISHY DISH.

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Ok I'm over it. "Who are you? And why do you call me darling?" She seems kinda happy. "I'm the president! I call you darling because I've been observing you and I've decided that you are the perfect one for me!" Isn't she like 40... That was my next question. "Aren't you way older than me, and you haven't even made any real interaction with me until today?!" She then hugged herself and said "Love at first sight! Also I am only 13... I just thought that you liked Bigger sisters.." As she slowly morphed into a little shorter girl, still with blue hair, and ect. She really reminds me of a certain goddess from Kono Subar*shi. I'm okay with the love at first sight thing, kinda. A president being 13 is kinda interesting, but more importantly... FUCK SHE KNOWS ABOUT ME BEING A BIGGER SISTER-CON MOTHER F*CKER! I'm already starting my first relationship bad...WAIT WHEN DID I DECIDE I WOULD DATE HER!? Oh well, might as well make a harem, since she is such a good girlfriend, yup totally. "Oh by the way, if you choose to make a harem with someone I don't approve of I will kill her..." Yandere too!? Lillith-dere confirmed.