an: this went in a worong direction, so wrong.....
Finally. Now lets see how i look like.
As I walked to fountain located in the middle of the town I saw a lot of dwarfs looking at me. No to be precise every one around me was a dwarf. And were they surprised. I should have figured that she would drop me in the middle of a dwarf kingdom since elves and dwarfs don't go together. Oh and I'm also a dark ***king elf. Now to see my reflection.
Ah, crap. I'm a fucking super model. Even if I tried i couldn't get this natural look. I hoped at least I could get away that i lost a bet,but this is way out of my league, or any other man as a mater of fact. You ask how I look like? I have a slender build, height of about 170 cm,long white hair ,E-cupped breasts like Gemma Atkinson, and my face is a pure 10 giving an sense of elegance which combined with my dark elf look gave a presence of royalty.
As I logged out a part of me felt sorry,but i quickly killed it.
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-Hello you have reached Royal Road support hot line,please wait for a while while our operator is available to answer.- said an automated machine.
-You are 10th in line and are free for approximately 15 minutes before coming to top 3 in the order.-
I went and made myself a cup of coffee and checked my mail.
-Hello,how my I be of assist -said the voice as the video phone was being turned on- ence, oh, it's you....-
- Is that the way to treat your boss?-
- Well,according to rules of conduct we can treat you any way we want unless you're pissed, so yeah.-
-I have a problem,an AI –
- You fucked with an AI, didn't you, and, oh my god. EVERY ONE COME LOOK, BOSS TRIED TO SCREW WITH AN AI AND GOT SCREWED OVER. I'm not helping you with this missy,*chuckle*,you should find yourself *chuckle* a nice *chuckle* man ahahhahahahahahhaha- as he laughed more of the employees came and started laughing at me.
One of them even retorted that he’s questioning his sexuality.
As I hung up I figured that if I want to play I'm stuck with it. And if I don't play I might loose the contract with Unicorn.What contract you ask? Well for backwater countries like this (Croatia) Unicorne has decided to use local companies as a medium between the mortals and them. Although my company isn't small (it's on of bigger companies in Europe) I got that contract because the company owns 10,12% of the stock, and on the premise that i will play (they don't like nepotism, who'd figure).
The part of me that i killed quickli revived amd cheered in joy. I tried to stomp it out but it was stronger than ever. If you haven’t relised it’s my perverted and sadistic part. Because of it I got in this mess. Suddenly a thought came to me, something I read a long time ago, that a female orgasm is so great that a male would faint. I would have to test it. Crap. My train of thought is wrong. Seriously wrong. Ah well what is done is done.
As i finished my coffee i received a circular mail from my company.
It read:
Hello everybody
About 20 minutes ago I received a call from the boss; he screwed with an AI, and AI it decided that the boss should become a woman and accept his feminine side. More so you all should join in the fun and support him through his tough times, while he searches for his true self :) . So if you see him in game feel free to make his life better and treat him like the woman he is.
P.S.
I’m sure that he loves white roses, so this is the time to get on his good side :P.
P.P.S.
Be careful cause his bitchy side could emerge.
Yours truly. John.
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That bastard. I can’t say it wasn’t expected knowing my employees, but maybe I should send more workload to him, cause you know as he said, I’m a bitch.
As I cleaned my apartment my thoughts were racing on my course of action. First I need to find an alchemist and become his apprentice, strengthen my intelligence and wisdom by reading books in a library and maybe get some points in vitality and strength so that I’m not a squishy.
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Finally done with cleaning. Now to get started on my feminine adventure.
As I logged in a familiar voice greeted me.
-So you decided to complain about me didn’t you? Well we can fix that problem. I’ll add a passive to your character that will make you behave like a woman. Don’t worry. As you master it you will get stat bonuses, but if you don’t….-
-Fuck-
-What was that?-
- Nothing-
-I thought so. Oh i almost forgot, I’ll join you later in game and we’ll be happy together, and I think your name is a little dull so I changed it to Heisi. Bye.-
That last line resonated in my mind as I spawned in the middle of the town. Now let’s see what she said about that skill.
-Show skill list.-
Feminine Charm - Beginner 1 - 0%Passive
As you move with elegance and femininity you get decreased stamina consumption
and an increased mana and health regeneration, rises attraction with the opposite gender, at higher levels with the same gender. If you move as an male you get a large stat
decrease, stamina is consumed on every movement and satiety rapidly droops. Influences elegance and beauty stats.
Appearance of Nobility - Beginner 1 - 0%Passive
Because of your look you are granted a skill that lets you interact easier with highborn
citizens. As the skill increases it’s possible to get discounts in stores, and to speak to nobility and even royalty in equal standing. Rises together with Feminine Charm, and is influenced with elegance stat. Fighting with elegance adds global stat bonuses (increases with level). Doing inelegant actions in the presence of bystanders (not party members) decreases skill level and elegance stat.
-Show stat window-
NameHeisi (short for Heisenberg)Primary ClassnoneHealth60Mana150Level1Health Regen/Sec1/sMana Regen/Sec1/sStrength5Agility15Wisdom12Intelligence12Stamina80Vitality5Attack1-2Defense0Sadism10Beauty10Elegance6--Fame/Infamy0Magic ResistanceFire0%Water0%Earth0%Dark10%Holy0%Stats points left to distribute: 0
Wow I really do need to increase my strength and vitality. Why do I have a sadist stat?
- Show info sadism stat-
SadismYou like playing with others, causing misfortune and pain.
Adds health, mana and stamina regeneration when being sadistic.
Can’t add stat points to it. Raises spontaneously.
This is a stat and not a skill because of the player evaluation.
Just great, even the game thinks I’m a pervert. Might as well roll with it cause this is a chance to do everything I can’t in real life. Now onward to adventure.
As I walked through the town i noticed my stamina and satiety was rapidly dropping, probably because my inelegant movements. As I ate my bread I tried to imitate the way females walk from my memory, and noticed a drop in my stamina and satiety consumption.
-Show skill Feminine Charm-
Feminine Charm - Beginner 1 - 20%Passive
As you move with elegance and femininity you get decreased stamina consumption
and an increased mana and health regeneration, rises attraction with the opposite gender, at higher levels with the same gender. If you move as an male you get a large stat
decrease, stamina is consumed on every movement and satiety rapidly droops. Influences elegance and beauty stats.
-Huh, 20% , must be cause i just started to walk properly.-
As I continued walking around the city, a smell could be felt. It was a fragrance that caused my satiety bar to drop. Following the smell I found an old lady selling muffins in front of an clothes shop.
-Excuse me mam, but your muffins look delicious, could I have one, although I’m broke now I’ll pay you back later with interest.-
Looking at me she grinned, it gave an ominous feeling.
- A noble dark elf begging a dwarf for food, well that’s a first. I’ll tell you what , you wear this here apron and take my place for 2 hours while I go do some errands and I’ll give you 5 muffins.-
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Sell muffins.
Difficulty F
By using your charm try to sell as many as possible.
If you convince the customers to buy more than they intended you will get a bonus.
Reward: gratitude from old lady, 5 muffins, bonus unknown
-I would gladly accept.-
-Good now try to put your looks to good use, oh and go inside and change out of those rags into something better, you’ll find it inside..-
As I looked through the shop found some nice sexy clothes: a black leather corset, black thongs, black leather jeans and nice black leather boots. I don’t know why I chose them.
I checked all items and it said that they were more for sex appeal than protection. Wow, who would have guessed. I undressed, and found myself staring at my reflection in the mirror and resisting the urge to touch my self, there will be time for that latter. Quickly snapping out of it I put on my new thongs which sit perfectly well,then my jeans and boots. Lastly the corset. As I tightened it around me, I noticed how it gave me a ms mistress look. Looking at my self i became enticed with it.
*ding* By imagining yourself as a future mistress sadism rises by 5
Wtf. So just by being perverted my skill rises. How wonderful, oh how I’m going to have so much fun, teasing those virgins and making them my slaves…*ding*....Wait what was I thinking,why, it's wrong on so many levels.
Feminine Charm - Beginner 3 - 5%Passive
As you move with elegance and femininity you get decreased stamina consumption
and an increased mana and health regeneration, rises attraction with the opposite gender, at higher levels with the same gender. If you move as an male you get a large stat
decrease, stamina is consumed on every movement and satiety rapidly droops. Influences elegance and beauty stats.
Shaking my head i went back to the old lady.
-So you chose that set, huh? Not that I mean anything by that, it suits you just perfectly, well maybe too much.-
- I don’t know, when I saw it I took it without thinking.-
-So you just took it? Didn’t you know it’s properties?-
-What properties?-
-For those clothes to show it’s true colors you have to be the right person, otherwise they would look like rags to you.Here let me identify for you. Oh and wear this too it goes with the set.-
And she put a black choker with a ruby around my neck. Well lets see what the set is.
-Show info on all equipped items-
SM Black leather corset
durability: 1000/1000
defence: 15
An item that was tailored from supreme leather by a tailor of unparalleled skill for his
one love, an unknown lady.
can’t be removed;repairs over time:levels as the user levels
look dependent on user job and race
requirements :sadism
SM black leather jeans
durability: 1000/1000
defence:20
An item that was tailored from supreme leather by a tailor of unparalleled skill for his
one love, an unknown lady.
can’t be removed;repairs over time:levels as the user levels
look dependent on user job and race
requirements :sadism
SM black leather boots
durability: 1000/1000
defence: 10
An item that was tailored from supreme leather by a tailor of unparalleled skill for his
one love, an unknown lady.
can’t be removed;repairs over time:levels as the user levels
look dependent on user job and race
requirements :sadism
SM black leather thongs
durability: 1000/1000
defence: over 9000 (protects from a different weapon)
An item that was tailored from supreme leather by a tailor of unparalleled skill for his
one love, an unknown lady.
can’t be removed;repairs over time:levels as the user levels
look dependent on user job and race
requirements :sadism
SM black leather ruby choker
A choker made by a tailor of unparalleled skill; embedded with the ruby that was
bathed in the blood of his bellowed (he got it as a gift;didn’t kill her); The ruby contains a fragrance of the lady’s soul and it grows stronger by feeding on pain and
misfortune of others.
effects:
life steal (1%) and spell vamp(1%)
prevents decapitation and neck critical hits
requirements : sadism
-As expected-
And I sighed taking the apron and going to work.
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After six hours of being touched and looked with lustful eyes from pervy dwarfs the old lady finaly came back.
-You managed to sell quite a few, nicely done. As I promised here’s you're reward.-
You have completed a quest!
Reward: 5 muffins, familiarity with the old lady rises
Bonus: Discount in the clothes shop 10%
As I received the muffins I noticed it weren’t the ones I was selling.
-I thought you would give me one of these.- I pointed to the stall.
-Oh no no no honey, those muffins are altered to sell better, to be addictive.-
-Addictive?-
-My friend managed to create an ingredient from which when you taste it you can’t stop eating it. I put it in a small dosage just enough to make my muffins desirable.-
- Where can I find your friend? What job is he?-
-He is an alchemist, sort of. As where you can find him you’ll know.-
*booooooooooooom*
-That’s where you’ll find him.-
I said goodbye and thanked her for the received help. I wandered the city towards the smoke noticing that the citizens were used to this kind of thing and were more interested in me.
As I got nearer the site of the explosion i noticed the smell of sulphur and a dwarf with burnt hair that was being healed by a priest. I think that’s the alchemist.
-Are you alright??-
- I’m fine, don’t worry, been through worse.-
-What happened?-
-I tried to improve mining explosives, got the mix wrong and booom.-
-Can I-
-Wait,let’s talk somewhere else.-
He led me into his house. I noticed that the smoke was coming through the first story’s window, probably where the lab was.As I sat down on a chair he asked.
-So you want to become my apprentice?-
-How…-
-All you foreigners come to this world and the first thing you start doing is finding jobs, since this city has opened for foreigners a month ago, you must have just came.-
-Yes I would like to became your apprentice, master alchemist-
-How long has it been since I was last called that…..-
-Huh?-
-Because of some incidents i was banned from the alchemy guild and stripped of rights. So I can’t offer you the alchemy profession.-
-Can you at least teach me basic alchemy.-
- And go against the guild?? Are you crazy??-
-Sorry.-
-Of course I would. If I listened to them I wouldn’t have lost my membership. I mean what is it so wrong if i blow up a building or two, create a fire that engulf a city or mutate the rats in the sewers when it’s all for science!.-
-That’s right!- What a mad scientist dwarf, how cute. Seriously WTF is wrong with me.
-What are you so interested in that you want to start alchemy?-
-Drugs…-
-Drugs,like??-
-Methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, MDMA, and so on…..-
-Those are all highly addictive and bad substances. Too bad gods forbade them. I mean you can make them but they will have no effect. You didn't lie to me ,so i like you. I can’t offer you a primary job but i can offer you a secondary job. Before that you need to get stronger, cause you know, you’ll be hunted by the alchemy guild if they ever discover you. That means you will have to get all materials by yourself, learn how to make necessary equipment, and know how to hunt monster, preferably solo so you don’t get discovered and raise suspicion, they keep tabs on rumors. You look like a mage or rouge person. I suggest you take mostly rouge training so you can fight better, and learn magic so you can cover up your high int and wisdom which you need for mixing those drugs of yours. Maybe an assassin so you can run away easier.-
-What profession are you?-
-I switched to warrior, but they let me slide with my work cause they know I was an alchemist.Stil I'm banned from selling potions.-
-About that job offer…-
-You’ll see. Now off you go training. Rise your int and wisdom first, then strength and agility when you get tired of reading.-
- Where is the library?-
-We don’t have a library, we have an archive. Go back to the town square and there will be two buildings that are in architectual rivalry, archive and training hall. I know some dwarfs so I’ll get you one of them to teach you assassin or rouge profession.-
-I’ll be going then, bye.-
I left in a hurry to get stronger and start my work in this world.