as I was hurtling through space, Memories of me(DB me) Invaded my mind(and replaced my memory of my past life) so I was caught up that I am the middle child (which breaks the unspoken Saiyan rule that the second child looks exactly like one of their parents). we then crash onto earth, crashing into a house in the mountains. our pods open up, I then hear Kakarot crying. As I get out of my pod, I notice an old man near kakarot trying to calm him down. as I hide in my pod (watching kakarot be an angry thing) he then notices me and walks towards me. i look at him and see he means no harm. so I walk towards him. he asks for my name and I say Robert, I find out that his name is Gohan and thus begins my life on earth

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*12 years later*

so a quick recap, Gohan names kakarot: Goku. Gohan drops Kakarot turning him into an angel. Kakarot looks at the full moon while I'm asleep and accidentally kills Gohan, I decide not to tell him as to not ruin his thoughts of himself. Gohan had this orange orb, so I let Kakarot have it.

then we continue training as Grandpa Gohan taught us until one day,...

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I see goku come in with a girl. "whos that?" I ask

"A girl named Bulma."

"... ok why is she here?"

" She is searching for something and we crossed paths and I destroyed her car thing."

"... why?"

"I thought it was going to steal my prey."

"fair point"

Bulma then interrupts, "hi, I'm Bulma."

I reply, " my name is robert, and you met goku, so welcome to our home."

Bulma notices the Orange orb, "THIS IS IT!" she lunges for it as Kakarot Snatches it away from her

"NO!" he yells. I just sigh as I know his emotional connection

"sorry," I say as she sees Kakarot get defensive, " Goku has a personal connection to the orb, and what do you mean that is it? what is it?"

she looks at me then says, " Its a dragon ball."

I just stare at her in shock. "the fuck is that?"

she replies, "it is part of a collection of 7, and if you collect them all, you can summon a dragon who will grant any wish, but only one."

"that's cool," I say.

"I know, right?"

She then ask Kakarot what she can do to get it.

"NOTHING!" I realise that he isn't going to budge and so I ask bulma about what happens when the wish is granted.

"... they scatter across the world and turn to stone for a year."

"oh, so what if we join you? Goku and I need to meet other people anyways."

I could tell that she was thinking about it and then she smiles, "sure, you two could help defend against the bad people"

Thus began our journey