12:00pm - You better be ready. April Fools is almost upon us :)

1:00 - Oh boy, got something real big planned. Better be on the edge of your seat for what’s coming

2:00 - Unbelievable that it’s that time of year again. The joke time, that is. Just seems to fly by

3:00 - Very close now…it’s almost here

4:00 - Everyone better be ready. It’s real juicy

5:00 - Better keep your eye on that clock. Tick tock, tick tock

6:00 - Everything will make sense soon, don’t you worry

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7:00 - Educated guess, but that seat’s probably well-worn with anticipation by now

8:00 - No chapter today…or maybe it’ll be something else? ;) Who can saaaaaaaaaaay

9:00 - Pierce is the name, and hilarious pranks are my game

10:00 - Really ready for it now, I’m sure. The big surprise we’ve all been anticipating

11:00 - Any minute now, as long as the minute is midnight, for that will be the official start of April Fools, thus dictating that comedy can take place

11:30 - Not too long now! What could it be? The speculation I’m sure is murdering your rear end, which has formed a massive grove in your anticipation-decimated seat

11:40 - Kick back, relax. We’re almost at midnight fellas and ladies and non-conforming buddies, it’s coming real soon

11:50 - Eee! I shriek to show excitement! Excitement also starts with E, I could’ve just used that in hindsight

11:59 - Dun dun dun! Here it is! The April Fools joke in all its glory!

12:00am - lol jk theres nothing it was just a prank u were hyped for nuthin theres cameras everywhere youve been punked TM and need to sign this waver so that we can use your likeness and air this on tv no its not meanspirited its all in good fun learn to take a joke people are so sensitive about things these days anyway thats been punked TM with your host me goodnight

Alright, now to go about deleting these posts and decluttering the timeline. This was a good jape and all, but I didn’t really consider the clean up after the fact. Happy April Fools, and see you tomorrow for the new chapter.