The yellow school bus bucked and heaved as it continued on its way down the dirt road towards the summer camp. I was enjoying the last of my snack of yogurt pretzels that my mom had left in my mangled lunchbox. I was chasing the last lingering flavor s in my mouth when the school bus screeched to a halt.
After I got out of the bus I was showed to a cabin, met my bunk mates, had a serving from the "Welcome" meal from the camps kitchen. I then found my self on a hill looking as the sun set over the lake.
As I was chilling as the boomers say, I saw a strange fellow camper (and I mean strange) they had on a black rabbit mask with floppy cloth ears strapped to their face, a large backpack that dwarfed their small frame, and was acting very twitchy.
With some amusement I saw this fellow camper dodge behind tree trunks looking like they were in a audition for a low budget spy movie, all the while muttering savagely in a oversized walkie talkie. A gremlin if you will.
While enjoying the spectacle of this ball of distorted energy bounce from tree to tree, I soon got bored and I leaned back looking at the surrounding trees and then yelped.
There were spiders the size of goliath tarantula's!! My mouth opened and closed before, I started yelling at the zippy camper that was getting closer to me to "Stay away". But when I started shouting this legit nut job sprinted up to me and asked in my ear asmr style "Watcha doing?".
Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.
I stared at this masked camper in shock and just pointed at the now moving giant spiders. " Ooooh neat!", grabbing a compact camera from her oversized backpack she started taking lots of photos that brightened the darkening trees showing that the giant spider where coming closer and was I saw one jump off a branch at my bite sized companion.
I tackled the camper out of the way, saving this clueless camper from a hairy surprise. Looking down I saw that the black rabbit mask had fallen off showing frantic brown eyes with dark circles. ?Her? lips turned into a thin line as rage showed in ?her? face. "You fagot!!!" the camper punched my nose sitting me down heard on the ground.
The camper started dragging ?her? bag away from me wit hone hand while her other held her walkie talkie issuing order s into it "Warship Bird-person, this is your captain speaking, Open fire on my mark at 43.9695° N, 99.9018° W". I stumbled to my feet grasping my nose looking at her in shock as she got further away. Turning around she saluted me with a gap toothed smile, than she shouted in her walkie talkie "Fire".
After the smoke cleared, the now "victorious" captain after a gloating "Pi Pi Piiiii" asked for a extraction. I looking floating in my mortal remains looked on in shock as a U.F.O. came out the sky and enveloped the captain in light, Saluting once again she screeched "For PIPPAKISTAN" before disappearing after a flash of light.
As the sky darkened and hearing sirens in the distance, my non caporal self sighed " Damn, I think I am in love".