And I'm finally twenty, YOUHOU !!! I'm finally allowed to drink beer all the time without having the grown-ups chasing after me !! But like expected I didn't grow taller than one meter and forty-five centimeters tall but I am a full grown adult with a fight to spare. I just recently got my fifth tail while all my friends got their second one bout a month ago. Since my fifteenth birthday I joined the hunter and warrior group of the village since I wanted to get stronger and hunt down some more bear.
Speaking of bear, my room is filled with trophy I got from my bear hunt so some people started to call me 'Bear hunter maniac' and some kids like to pull pranks on me by dressing up as bear .... they usually fall into my honeypot trap and get covered in stinky slime. A stinky is a type of slime that smells really bad .... like so much that some people faint one minute after smelling them but since Kitsune are much tougher than Human, we just puke.
Right now I am once again on a hunt but Io, Sakura and Yu aren't here since they all chose different job so I am with the hunter that came with us during the trial. I did not bother to remember his name but people call him 'forester fox' so I do so too.
|Foov, stop spacing out and help me track some game.|(Forester fox)
|Okay ~~|(Foov)
I carefully look around to see if I spot any footprints or some animal's shit, and I do find some footprints but ...
|Forester fox, come here a minute there is something strange about those footprints.|(Foov)
He turns around a bit annoyed and comes to me. He crouches down to examine the footprints and react the same way as I do. They looked fairly humanoid but the ground was dug as if the toes had sharp curved claws. I never saw any monsters that leave such footprints around here, plus if I look some more I can see that some aren't exactly the same as the one we're currently looking at so that means that there are several individuals of that monster.
|Why are those things here? They should be in Northern Europe not in Japan.|(Forester fox)
|You know to what creatures they belong to ?|(Foov)
He looked at me and sighed before massaging his forehead, okay that means that whatever is here is enough to get us in trouble just by existing ..... I guess I'll have to find whatever it is and get rid of it for training sake. That's pretty much what I've been doing for the past five years, something troublesome appears and I rekt it in the night making sure nobody sees me.
|Werewolves .... and a large pack of them actually.|(Forester fox)
|Oh...... That's ..... bad.|(Foov)
And when I say that I am serious. Werewolves are a type of monsters that come from the Lycanthropia curse that turns people bitten by a Werewolf into one as well, of course, the child of a Werewolf and someone from another species is also a Werewolf. Since they can change into Human they often abduct women or children to make their number grow. So first they reproduce quickly but there is also the fact that they are fucking strong, you remember the bear I killed for the rite? Well they could do a arm-wrestling match with him and win without sweating and let's face it, if the bear's claws had hit me I would've been cleaved in half.
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|I must tell the village chief and we'll see how to deal with it. I hope it won't go like that time with the Lizardmen.|(Forester fox)
Lizardmen and Lizard-kin are different, Lizardmen are bipedal alligator monsters and Lizard-kin are members of the beastman race. So one is hunted while the other one is a hunter. As for the event he's referring to, two years ago a group of Lizardmen settled around here and started to take our game, one even threw a spear at me, so what did I do ? .... I slaughtered them in the night and used their claws to make skinning knives.
Nobody knows it is me who exterminated them but since I did not burn the corpses Zombie started to rise and attack us .... so I had to kill them .... again. Nobody knows how many tails I have since I only show two of them but I was called 'Silver furry' by the people in the village for a week after that incident.
|So we're going back ?|(Foov)
|Yes we are.|(Forester fox)
We changed into our fox form and started to run towards the village, on our way we passed by Yu who had become a guard but we didn't bother greeting him since we were in a hurry. Once we arrived at the village chief's house we entered and Forester fox was lead to a room by a Kitsune woman while I was asked to stay in the waiting room. After a while, the same woman came back with Forester fox and told me to come with her. I followed her to where she was leading me.
I entered a traditional Japanese room and a man was sitting in seiza while drinking tea, he had long white hair and a white and gold Yukata. Under his a nose a ridiculous mustache was ruining his handsome face and was making my left eyebrow twitch.
|Old man ..... WHY ARE YOU WEARING A FAKE MUSTACHE ?!!!!|(Foov)
|Goooohwwww so cold Foov-kun.|(Man)
Did I mention the fact that he has seven tail ? no ? Then this old handsome man who is powerful enough to raze the village is amusing himself by wearing a fake mustache !! A.... Anyway, he makes sign for me to sit down and I sit on seiza in front of him and take a zip of a cup of tea and ...
|PFFFFUUUUUUU RED PEPPER JUICE !!!!!|(Foov)
I spit it all because it is just so HOT !!!! FUCK THIS SHIT !!!! WHY ARE ALL KITSUNE TRICKSTER ?!!!! HOT HOT HOT HOT !!! MILK !!! GIVE ME SOME MILK PLEASE !!!! Thanks, old man ..... THAT's NOT MILK !!!!!!
*after a while and an old man begging Foov not to crush his skull*
|So like Mochuzuka-kun said you indeed saw Werewolf footprints, that's rather troubling, we don't have anybody who speaks Werewolf here and most of them don't even speak English. Oh you're still there Foov ? You can go home for now.|(Man)
I did as asked and left the room and the house. On my way back I saw Io and answered his marriage proposal with a dropkick to the face that was even now, extremely satisfying.
I exited the house and took a deep breath, the air is oddly pure around here, much more than in my previous life ... must be because the only cars that have been created use magic core to function and not oil. I look at each house in the village and am taken by nostalgia, twenty years already? Had I not die I would've been an old man by now ..... should I be thankful to that bear? Who am I kidding, fuck those bears.
|WE'RE UNDER ATTACK !!! EVERYONE GET YOUR WEAPON READY !!!|(Watchman)
I take out my claws and equipped my Kimono ... everything that messes with this village, mess with me. So whoever you are, be prepared because I'll make the sish kebab out of you.