Darryl The Duck was created by PartySnax and Setanna.
No character is real or is meant to represent any real life people.
Everything in this story is to be taken with a grain of salt.
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Darryl The Duck was just waddling down his little pond as the rain poured and the thunder rumbled, he spend every hour at this pond. He planned to have his ducklings grow up at the lovely little pond. He loved when people would stand near his pond and throw bread, usually it's only a lovely old couple throwing the bread, but every now and then, new people would arrive. The bread they threw fed Darryl The Duck and made his life so much easier compared to other ducks and ducklings. While waddling down the side of the pond he could hear two humans nearby talking.
The first human muttered to the other "The rain is nothing but pure shit, it was supposed to be the best girls night out ever, but of course Trisha left like always, says she doesn’t like the thunder. She's so fake she probably went home to suck off her uncle." The other human covered in pink cloth chuckled and said "hey HELEN do you see that duck over there?" Darryl The Duck looked over at them confused, having no idea what they were screaming at each other. “Bite it HELEN it probably tastes like Trisha’s uncles cock” said the other human while wobbling over to Darryl The Duck. HELEN followed and said “sure Kim. lets see what Trisha dropped girls night for” while chuckling maniacally. Darryl didn’t resist as HELEN picked her up as no human has ever harmed him before, he thought he was going to get another nuzzle, but he got quite the shock.
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She lifted little Darryl The Duck to her face, it stunk of red wine, and chomped down harder than she did on a thanksgiving turkey. Darryl The Duck quacked louder than ever before. As HELEN ripped flesh and feathers from little Darryl The Ducks small body. She laughed maniacally and dropped little Darryl The Duck into the pond. Darryl The Duck fought to stay afloat but the blood pouring from his body and the pain made it impossible as he sunk to the bottom. The moment his body hit the bottom thunder shook the skies and lightning struck into the small pond he called his home and mutated the cells from HELENS mouth and merged them with Darryl The Ducks body. He quacked with all his might, but the water muffled his quacks as he body changed, with the change came pain. When the change was over he felt smarter and stronger than ever. He emerged from the little pond and heard the two women, Kim and HELEN screamed and ran away in absolute terror. He looked behind him in the reflection of the little pond. The reflection just normal little Daryl The Duck. He was confused and thought “why did they run?!” it didn’t take long for him to realise he was thinking in the human language known as ENGLISH. He tried to quack in fear but only screams emerged from his tiny duck beak.