How do I know that they are orcs, simple I am an only Child and af home there is nobody to play with.
So I came to like Heros and there adventures in other worlds.
But because I am such a gentelmen I turned around and I let the' walk away in all quitness.
So I turned around to quitely but gracefully walk away.
Graaaarg
I turned around and I saw 3 stupid breaking out of there formation and whit a bloodurst smile running to me.
So I did what each good looking protagonist would do
I turned around and ran.
With my awesome fysic I evad the wigs of a boom before me.
I slided under a wig and rolled farther.
I kept running for 2 minuten in this manner, so when I loket back I thought I will be alone but No!
A 100 meter after me I saw them.
How couldnt I lose them! They only comes close, that cant be I run 28.9 kilometer an hour!!
I Observed them while running and saw that where I would gracefully evad the wigs, they Go through them like nothing!
I was so shoked that I didnt see a large wig of a 7 centimeter diameters in the ground and tripped.
A feb seconds later when my head stoppend spinning becaus of the gracefull tripping,
The thee orcs who where following me where before me but with a killing intent 10 times worse.
I think they were pissed because the beautiful me ran away.
Orcs pov:
Orc1: This stupid ugly skinny human, How dare hè run away! Because of him we are lost!
Orc2: food, food, food, fooooooooood!!!
Orc3: Hopfully, I get the stuff inbetween this puny humans leg, I like the while stuff.
They came closer with their arms, what van I do, What can I do, think think
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think!
Ah, I know it. I took my deo and lichter from my shirt pocket.
Are you thinking why I got this, simple I dont smoke but when my friend doesn't have a lighter, I have to hold my popularity, so I give it. For the deo, everyone knows my natural smelt is the best so I don't nerd it, but when there is someone close to me who smells. I am friendly enough to use it in them.
I took the deo in my left hand while I took the lighter in my right, and made a big fire.
I killed the first orc but the rest escaped by jumping a few meters back.
Graaaarg
They split up and comes closer one from my right and the other from my left.
They comes with insane speed from both sides.
I can only use the fire to one side so what do I do, what.
Ah, I know, when they came in my attack range of 3 meters,
I made a big fire in the air, both the orcs looked up
And they I did it I used my fire again on the right when he isn't looking.
The second one is dead,
The third one let out a loud growl and the killing intent becomes again many times stronger.
I use the fire on him, but he evade by Rolling to the left.
He evades and when I look on my left I see nothing.
Aaaaaaaahhhhh!
I look behind me and see the orc with my left hand in his mouth!
He comes closer and closer.
'Stay away, stay away!'
He is still eating my left hand, I trow the lighter but he eat it.
Kaboom!!
The flame of the lighter made the deo in his mouth make a big explosion.
I became dizzy and fell asleep on the floor.
Thanks for the revieuws, it really helps