The baby crying outside of our house ruins our peaceful mood. Akira, my older brother, loses his cool, so he goes to the window and opens it as he screams at our neighbor next door. Then, a war of speech finally get under the way again when our neighbor quarreled with him too. "Shut your baby's mouth, lady," said Akira.

"Is it your baby?! You, not even my husband," she said. I have no choice but to interfere with their conflict to end it.

"I'm sorry for interfering with you guys but can we just politely settle this?" Then, we went outside to settle this quickly. We discussed it like for hours and she didn't agree with it for some reason.

"Okay, look. How about this, why don't you help us take care of my little sister?" said Anita, our neighbor next door.

"Bro...You know what it means?" said Akira.

"Jobs," we both said at the same time. We never found a job after our school semester. We struggle to find it but didn't make it out. It's our promise after being thrown away from heaven, as an angel. We were reincarnated as a human, with abilities that are still in use, thanks to God. He never forgets us even though we disgrace him. Such a warm-hearted God we served before.

"Oi, Anita-chan, Anatasia start to burst out soon," said Megumin. We knew her before because she's on the list of heaven. And so, the baby burst out. Anita went in and get her to sleep. We are still excited that we've got our first job at last. I and Akira celebrate outside like crazy people. Our hands waving up in the air.

"Oi, you two. I heard you take care of our little sister, right?" said Megumin.

"Yes we are," said Akira.

"So go back to sleep if you want to have a job," she said. After that, we go back inside to have some good sleep for tomorrow morning.

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The next morning, I was waiting for their greeting. I did try to wake my brother up, yet he still refuse. So, I went here alone. Besides, in my '20s I'm sure this will be a good job. But, all of a sudden, a raging sound came from the borough. I bet someone fighting there. But that's normal because it happened frequently. Besides, our neighborhood was fully prepared if it happens here.

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"Hello?" I said. The door partially opens and someone said that both of them weren't at home. I'm curious that if no one is at home, then who is it?

"Can I know who I'm talking to?"

"I'm their housemaid," she said. All of a sudden, Megumin returns home covered with blood. She's pregnant but still working like nothing felt tired.

"Akemi, open the door, please. You, red hair boy, hold this," she gave me her clothes off in public. I held clothes because I had no choice but to follow her orders. Her womb isn't yet so it seems that her husband gave her a 'gift' a few months ago, in my opinion. Plus, it doesn't seem notable at first sight.

"What are you staring at?" said Megumin. I quickly look away. She rubs her breast and stretches her arms before she goes inside. While I'm outside, I almost got erect to her. "Come in, I've got some jobs for you,"

I felt excited and rushed in. Suddenly, Akemi was hiding at the back of the door, and when I look at Megumin, she throws 5 knives at me. Luckily, I avoid it. Soon, she flashes forth. Megumin is so fast that it makes it difficult to defend myself. I move back, yet Akemi clenches my rear. As Megumin stab me, I teleported myself to her back. But, unfortunately, all out of nowhere someone knocked me out.

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"Osamu? Where are you?" said Akira while finding his little brother. He went outside but his absent. He began to freak out. His hands start to scratch his head, he sobs out loud. As it happens, Anita went towards him to calm Akira down.

"Hey, calm down. What's wrong?" she said.

"My Little brother, he's nowhere to be found," sob Akira.

"Maybe he's inside?" she said. Then, he finally remember that day. He asked Anita to go inside her house, and she allowed it.

Meanwhile, I'm awake and saw blood on the floor. A person at once appears in front of my eyes. I got shocked and shouted for help. He slaps me and that feels like I have been slapped by a pan. It's hard as metal hit me and it's excruciating. "Takeru, enough," said Megumin.

"Oh man, I'm just gettin' started," he said.

"Go back to your timeline,"

"Boring," After that, she pushes him back to his where he belongs.

"I'm sorry for my son's menace," said Megumin. My mind turns blank.

"Your son?"

"From the future. Oh, and I'm sorry about it earlier. I'm just testing you how great you are," said Megumin as she rubbed her tummy.

"Nah, I'm good. By the way, what's my job?"

"You don't find it. You already did,"

"What?!" I got confused. She smiles at me, goes towards me, and kisses me on the lips, but not a serious kiss. Suddenly, I felt something that stuns in me. My body shakes as it gets much more intense. My mind starts to drop off. After she finished her lust, I pass out like I'm dying.

"Birth, Fujiwara's grandchildren, birth," she said. I closed my eyes as I died slowly.

"Megumin, what are you doing with him? Is that our neighbor?" Anita breaks in the door with Akira.

"Osamu!!!!!!!!" then he attacks her. She moves to his back at the speed of light, hits his back neck, and forces him to pass out. She does the same thing with me.

"Megumin, please, don't,"

"It's for Akemi's sake," Both of them stare at Akemi as she stands behind them.

"Akemi, come here," said Megumin. Akemi goes forward to her and did the same thing also. After that, Akemi falls asleep. "And now, let's bring them to Yui,"

Anita starts to feel pathetic as she saw us laying down on the floor.