Don't worry Marcu.

Who?

You.

Oh sorry, I forgot it's just I feel like we haven't spoken in so long, what with all this walking.

Oh, ok.

Why?

Why what?

Why not worry?

Because worrying makes things last longer and we are going to Customs. More time there is the second last thing either, and/or, neither and/or, both of us need.

What's the least then?

You don't want to know.

Yes, yes I do, why else would I ask, really Glowy you need to think things through a bit more.

That is true, thanks Marcu.

Anytime, now what is it?

Oh, it was losing your interdimensional passport, the last guy who did that... well, let's say he lost it a few millennia ago and he needs it to get out of Customs. But they won't let him out of Customs to get it. Poor soul is he.

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Indeed. But why doesn't someone just get it for him?

Many people have tried to find the fabled Lost Papers of Interdimensional Customs but none have yet succeeded. That or someone found it and it has been in circulation in the auction markets each person buying and selling it to make a profit off some naive new guy.

I'm a naive new guy! Where are these Auction Markets?

In Customs.

So why doesn't this guy just go get them himself?

Good question, I have no idea, let's go find out Customs are just past here.

Say, Glowy is this guy offering a reward for those papers?

Why, yes he is Marcu.

A large reward would you say? The kind of reward that could be used to start up a Creation mayhaps? 

Mayhaps indeed, this reward could make you very rich, very rich indeed... that is until you start your Creation and go back to being broke. Very broke indeed...

Hey, we're getting close to Customs now, right?

Insert Curses Here, your right! I see it now!

Who's Insert Curses Here?

No-one.

Okay, then what else is left before we get to Customs?

Well, there might be the customary hold-up designed to give readers stress issues from too much cliff-hanging.

Ahhh... I see...

... saw... see... saw... see... saw...

NOOOO MARCU! Get off that See-Saw before it's too late!

Too late?

BLAMMO!

He's here!

EXPEALABOSHKAM!

Who's here?

ASASASSAASASASASAKBLAM!

BOB!

BOOF!

Hey Bob!

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