"Dying before leaving the apprenticeship often makes the hero burst into tears."

Just one step away, just a little bit, Hu Yifei will be able to get the reward of 1,000 yuan, but unfortunately...

Hu Yifei recently became obsessed with data recovery. He bought a few books on the theory of data recovery and read, and then he went to the Internet to brag about it. As a result, someone gave him a data recovery problem, saying that as long as Hu Yifei could solve it, he would give him 1,000 yuan. Hu Yifei used his computer for testing, and the hard drive was scrapped.

Hu Yifei is facing the computer at the moment, wanting to cry without tears, this is the real "losing the wife and losing the army"! For him, who swore to be a hacker when he died, in the 20 years of his life, he had never successfully hacked a computer, let alone damaged it, but now, he has successfully hacked his computer. If it was broken, it was a big blow to him.

Of course, the mental blow is secondary, and the material below is the most deadly. This month's living expenses have just been received, and before the wallet is warm, Hu Yifei can't wait to donate all the banknotes to the cinema, McDonald's, and Haagen-Dazs. There is no way, the price of pursuing beauty is so expensive nowadays. The problem now is that the beauty has not been pursued yet, but the "mistress" already in the family is on strike.

Hu Yifei's mistress is his computer. In his own words, the computer is the second most important woman in his life. Now, his "woman" is ignoring him with a black face. Hu Yifei feels so uncomfortable, bowing his head and counting the few banknotes in his purse, Hu Yifei felt even more uncomfortable.

Which "woman" do you want to give up?

Hu Yifei's brows were twisted into twists. People who were thinking about beautiful women had strong company. After a lot of blood and blood, he finally won a temporary leading position. It was almost the final attack. At this time, if he leaked If you get angry, you will lose all your previous efforts, but you can’t live without the computer for another day. Without a computer, half of your soul will be lost. What can I do?

Find some buddies to borrow some money? It's too unreliable, those are all poor goods, and if you don't find yourself borrowing money, you will burn a lot of incense.

Looking for some more at home? Forget it, I have been overrunning my living expenses for several months in a row. Besides, I am in my twenties. It is not the same thing for a big man to always ask for money from his family.

"Alas!" Hu Yifei sighed up to the sky, "A penny can beat a hero. Could it be that God wants to kill me, Hu Yifei? God! I'm not reconciled, I'm not convinced..."

"Second master, what are you screaming about?" As soon as Duan Yu entered the dormitory, his ears hurt from Hu Yifei's wolf howl. "Are you still worried about the computer?"

In the dormitory, the size is arranged according to age, and everyone usually calls each other "eldest" and "second child" in order of ranking. Hu Yifei was unlucky and was ranked second. In view of the particularity and ambiguity of the name "second child", Hu Yifei strongly protested, and the dormitory called him "the second master".

Hu Yifei spread out his wallet and said with a bitter face, "I'm so shy!"

Duan Yu put the basketball in his hand under the bed and said, "I was playing basketball just now, and the monkey from the accounting department said that someone in their dormitory bought a parallel mobile phone from the Internet. If you don't, you can also go to the Internet to scour the Internet, and get a cheap one to make do with it, why do you have to buy an expensive one?"

Hu Yifei's eyes lit up immediately, and he slapped his forehead, "His grandfather's, how come I didn't think of it! Third, lend me your computer." Hu Yifei took three steps and took two steps, and put the man who had just sat in front of the computer. Duan Yu pulled up.

Duan Yu watched Hu Yifei steal his position, "Damn! This is my woman, don't use it!"

"I know, I know, I'll go to Taobao.com, and I'll pay you back when I find the hard drive!" Hu Yifei promised Duan Yu, "Don't worry, I'll give your woman, no, my brother and sister back completely. yours!"

Duan Yu is good at everything, but he is a little stingy. Touching his things is like killing him. If it weren't for the hurry this time, Hu Yifei would rather go to an Internet cafe than use Duan Yu's computer. "His grandfather's, every time your computer fails, why don't you say it's your woman!" Hu Yifei felt resentful. Although he failed to become a hacker, he was also a famous computer expert in the school. , like to let Hu Yifei help solve it, Duan Yu's computer is always poisoned, Hu Yifei does not know how many times he has helped him.

After seeing Hu Yifei open Taobao.com, Duan Yu was relieved and went to the balcony to wash his face with the washbasin.

Hu Yifei searched Taobao and found a lot of businesses selling cheap hard drives.

"Damn it, no!" When Hu Yifei turned to this store, his eyes were straight. The 1TB 12th generation hard drive was only sold here for 270 yuan, and it was buy one get one free. Buy a 1TB hard drive, the seller Send another 160GB 11th generation hard drive.

Hu Yifei pulled his finger and began to calculate, if he went to the electronic city to buy a 11th-generation 160G hard drive, it would cost at least nearly 300 yuan, and a 1TB hard drive would cost 600 yuan anyway. This transaction is really cost-effective. If you buy and use one piece yourself, and sell the other piece, you will get all the capital back, which is equivalent to not spending a single penny, and you will get a piece of hard drive in vain.

Hu Yifei quickly contacted the seller: "Your hard drive is so cheap, isn't it a fake?"

Stolen novel; please report.

"This is your first time buying something in our store?" the seller replied.

  "Yes!"

"Then you first look at the credit of our store and then talk! For the sake of your first visit to our store, I don't blame you. Let me tell you that we also sell parallel imports with credibility, saying they are parallel imports. It is a parallel import, it will never be a fake!"

Only then did Hu Yifei remember to look at the store's credit. When he looked up, he almost dazzled his eyes. There were five faint blue and bright crowns hanging there. , "good quality and low price", "honest and trustworthy" and the like have all been used up by buyers before Hu Yifei.

"His grandfather's, no wonder he's so arrogant!" Hu Yifei pinched his chin and pondered, since so many people said yes, it seems that there should be no problem with this product, so let's just buy this one. With a certain idea, Hu Yifei sent a message to the seller, "Okay, I bought it at your house, I want a 1TB hard drive!" Then he placed the order.

After a while, the seller sent a message, "A 1TB hard drive, and a 160G hard drive as a gift. If it is confirmed, we will ship it tonight!"

"That's right, please ship it as soon as possible!"

Hu Yifei sent a message, and seeing that the seller didn't reply again, Duan Yu stared at him, and stood up, "I've run out, you can use it!"

When he asked for his "woman" back, Duan Yu became as enthusiastic as usual, "I don't have anything to worry about, if you don't get it right, just do it for a while!"

Hu Yifei hurriedly shook his head. He didn't dare to take Duan Yu's polite words seriously. Everyone in the dormitory knew Duan Yu's mantra: Brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, whoever wears my clothes, I cut off the siblings! I've been getting cheap for a while, so while Duan Yu didn't move the knife, let's take it as soon as possible.

After leaving the dormitory door, Hu Yifei was in a good mood. He didn't have to give up the pursuit of beauty, and he could make his "second wife" work again. The most important thing was that the wallet didn't have to go bankrupt. It was cool.

"There's nothing more complacent in life than this!" Hu Yifei smiled wickedly, took out his mobile phone and called the beauty: "Beauty, are you free tonight, I invite you to a movie, a blockbuster! Transformers 2!"

The beauty is called Liang Xiaole. She is a typical northern-style southern beauty. Her face is filled with the faint poetry of Jiangnan, but her body is as angular as the northern landscape. In an outdated fashion, it is "angel face, devil Body." On the school's BBS, Liang Xiaole was known as the number one beauty at Polytechnic University and had countless fans.

Hu Yifei also often scours for "cedar dishes" in this jar. Once Liang Xiaole's computer broke down, he posted a message to the computer section he was in charge of, and the two realized the offline connection. After the computer was repaired, Hu Yifei often made excuses to ask Liang Xiaole to come out to watch the movies Eat, envy many people. As a result, Hu Yifei has a title on his head, known as the originator of "Technology Pickup Girls".

On the phone, Liang Xiaole ignored Hu Yifei's suggestion to watch a movie and asked, "I heard that you broke your computer?"

His grandfather's, which bastard told me about it! Hu Yifei hated in his heart, that good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and it took a while before the news reached Liang Xiaole. "It's nothing, just a little problem, I can handle it!" Hu Yifei tried his best to maintain his "master" demeanor in front of the beauty, so he wouldn't admit that he broke the computer.

"Aren't you a computer expert? How did you break it?" Liang Xiaole was chasing after him.

"It's like this..." Hu Yifei hesitated whether to make up a lie, but when he thought about it, he felt that something was wrong. It was obvious that the person who spread the news had already helped him to publicize it. Liang Xiaole was watching his joke, "I recently I'm working on data recovery, and I tested it on my computer today, and the results..."

"As a result, the hard drive is broken, it can't be repaired..." Liang Xiaole smirked on the phone.

"This... this is just an accident, purely an accident..."

"Okay, don't explain it, everyone on earth knows it!" Liang Xiaole laughed more and more, "I won't watch the movie, you should save it and buy a new hard drive, master~~~ !" Liang Xiaole deliberately dragged the word to the elders, "But...if you want to see me...you can come to the No. 3 study room, I'm studying here, preparing for the exam the day after tomorrow!"

"Okay!" Hu Yifei nodded, hung up the phone, and clenched his fists hard, wishing he could strangle the guy who passed the news, it's too embarrassing!

Hu Yifei went back to the dormitory, but the copy of "Data Recovery" was on the computer table under his arm, and prepared to go to the No. 3 study room.

"The second head of the family has an appointment with a beautiful woman again?" Duan Yu smiled strangely, "This time, you must insert the tube into it!"

"I'll intubate you to death!" Hu Yifei pointed his middle finger at Duan Yu fiercely, but his face was full of bitterness when he turned around. This "intubation" has become a pain in his heart forever.

It was still in my freshman year. Hu Yifei pursued a little girl who was also a freshman. The two had been dating for more than two months. At Christmas, Hu Yifei took the little girl to the square to watch fireworks, and suddenly the big screen in the square was broadcast. In Jay Chou's milk tea advertisement, the little girl was filled with happiness. At this time, she was in love with the scene, and she said, "Hu Yifei, I am your Youlemei!"

Hu Yifei was just fiddling with the milk tea straw in his hand. Hearing this, he raised the straw without thinking and said, "Really? Where is the place where you put the tube in? Let me put the tube in. Get in!"

The result can be imagined, the little girl threw a sentence "Hu Yifei, you rascal!" and ran away in tears, and never ignored Hu Yifei again.

Hu Yifei was very puzzled as, to why he was a hooligan, and came back to tell the people in his dormitory, but in return, he got all the wicked smiles on his face. In the lascivious laughter of the crowd, Hu Yifei finally realized that he was indeed a hooligan. Since then, this allusion to "intubation" has become a nuclear weapon for the dormitory to deal with Hu Yifei.