I was inside a forest. How did I know that I'm inside of a forest, well a lot of trees spooky atmosphere strange noises from the distance ...yep a forest. Fastly I dealt with the confusion and got my brand new cheap machete from my backpack and looked at my phone (no signal) as I thought so ....lets see what we can do.

Lets start a with a fire and look for shelter and food, if there is one thing I learned for discovery tv is how to survive is if its geting dark makeing  a shelter is a and starting a fire is a first . And so i started to gather fallen branches and all the dry wood i could find. Then sudenly i heard a  sund like something or some one is steping on the leavs  behind me. when i turned around  there was stood a small green creature it wall around 80-90cm tall give or take, it had long nose and big ears .If had to say if it was a mammal or reptile í'd say it was more reptile-like than a mammal, because it was green . But it hadnt have any scale's and it was covered in a dirty rag it carryed a sharpened stick(wooden spear) . The moment it saw me, it yield something like (auga gokat gu uu uu) and it run  in the opposite direction like there is no tomorrow .

My  hunting instincts kicked in -no way I'm letting that mutated monkey or alien or what ever escape. Im hunting it and that's final, why would i  hunt it you ask well ran away and second its looks like some new species and if I catch it I may become famous or even rich (not that I needed any money).

This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.

I run after it and run and ......run well more like speed walked after it. It was small and it had short legse so no mater how fast it ran eventualy i would cach it or so i tought. But in 5-10 minutes I saw in the distance 4 more creatures like it.

When they saw me they started running my way , but in less than 10 meters they changed gear and started runig in the opposite direction.....................

Ahhh why the fuck is everything running away but I ain't giving up I will catch it.

In 20 or so minutes of running walking and gasping I thought I lost em ,but found a cave on the coast of a small river, it was small around 1m in diameter .

When i listend form the inside  I heard : GUGAAGAGGOOO(or something like that) .

At first, I thought of crawling inside but it will be dangerous ,and so after so tought i  remember the normal way to make rodents and animals stuck  iside theire burrow is to smoke em out . So lets smoke em out.

P.S. sorry for all my spelling and punctuation errors - if someone would like to fixem for me i would be glad