*CLINK*

"Finally I got the first one"

You may ask 'What am I doing?' Or 'Who am I?'. Well first of that's rude to ask without introducing yourselves beforehand so let's back up for a moment while I get through this finicky thing.

First off you could say I am your typical thief. After all there is evidence in my records that 'suggest'....well my records does state it in plain text but o well. BUT HEY don't judge me just yet. Just like anyone else I have been through a lot. This is just what life took me.

"That'll be my second one, god this thing is annoying" Yeah sorry but you know I'm just trying to get this storage unit in order to find some documents. After all I gotta hold my end of the bargain. Besides i got a reputation to hold. What 's so important about reputation? Well it's basically a ladder the better your record the better your chance is to be hired by someone who is quite...generous. UGH This thing is a bit too secure i might be here a couple of hours.

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In the meantime since I am introducing myself, let's start with my story...