Reincarnation, teleportation, and combination.

Weird words put together, but if you think not much deeply then you would understand why…well it wasn’t really that much important.

What I’m talking about is travelling to another world…that cliché starting that multiple novels started at giving people, the protagonists, a new start, a new adventure.

It practically gives people the hope that things would change, and things would be better.

Meeting a princess, defeating the demon lord, meeting nice people, becoming great, having a harem…all of them were possible if one were to have certain qualities, and of course cheat powers.

Dying in either a horrible incident or even being in a deplorable incident, being suddenly teleported when you wake up or any other incident where you were just standing.

Those were the ways one would be teleported to another world either meeting god or not and then finally being granted by the powers that can turn over the world then being teleported to another.

Well, enough of that complicated talk…after all I only want a simple life, yes as simple as that of the protagonist of an another world travel novel, and now…

“You seem to be really surprised about this, huh…how weird, I thought that humans would be more surprised seeing this room and hearing what I said…”

A man in his 60s…an incredibly dandy man who would be an ikemen whom I would beat up without even thinking twice was in front of me sitting in one of the four sofas that was around the table.

Wearing a tuxedo that just makes him more annoying, I was just tightly grasping my hands trying to prevent myself from hitting as we both calmly drank tea in this 20 tatami mat room that was pure white including the times, and had paintings of destroyed worlds, a young world, a utopian world, and the present earth…

Yes…as you would expect, this is another world teleportation the a second-third type one meaning I was teleported when I was just walking…walking through the train door without a care of life as I was heading to school.

A normal, and incredibly normal time to be teleported…if I was teleported then I guess those other world travel novels that I usually read during my free time was true?

“Well it is true…Na—“

As if knowing…no this guy could easily read my mind after all he simply said “Hello I’m god, and I called you here sorry for doing that suddenly teehee~” when I was teleported making me annoyed to the point that I wanted to punch him.

TEEHEE~ MY ASS~!!! IF IT WAS A CUTE GODDESS THEN I WOULD’VE FORGIVEN IT, BUT IT WAS A DANDY OSSAN!!!

Cutting him I raised my hand with an annoyed face. “Ossan, I would like to abandon my name…starting from now just call me Hisui.”

“Your handle name or something…fine I understand.” Saying that he smiled gently making him want to hit him and radiate an aura saying that I totally, totally hate him…

Good this good-ossan is incredibly understanding even if he’s incredibly annoying that I want to slaughter him.

“But anyway let me guess why you bought me here…1) There is a demon lord and you want me, a young virgin, and peace idiot high school student to defeat it for your amusement or something other reason 2) I idiotically died and couldn’t be revived in my past world due to some rule 3) You are planning to make a piece or something in your plot to amuse you.”

Hearing that the god…this dandy ossan suddenly smiled at me after showing a confused face…in the least turn into goddess when you do that!!!

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“Well that was the reasons why your predecessors were turned back you know? As expected some of them wrote novels about it, huh ahahhahaha…didn’t I already said that?”

“Yup, and so? What do you want? Why don’t you just summon a hero or a great samurai from the past japan to defeat this demon lord or solve your problems?”

Hearing my complaints god just waved his hand and smiled. “Hehehehe…” Shut up don’t play with me ossan! Even if you’re an ossan I would crush your face even if I’m physically weak!! “Well I’m not like those irresponsible lower level gods…if it’s a demon lord or a billion I can kill them, if it was an evil god or a trillion, they wouldn’t even last a second against me, if you died, I could’ve revived you in your past world, and more than that it would probably be more amusing seeing those heroines those lower level guys sent being played off if I wanted some entertainment.”

This ossan…he’s not just perverted, but he’s a fucking deviant like me.

Haa…I pity those girls being the entertainment of this evil guy…well it’s not like I could do anything.

We just calmly sip tea as we talked about things…

Hmm…speaking about this isn't this white tea? This is my first time tasting such thing how nice! It was so delicious.

“But then ossan, why did you bring me here? I still need to watch pure pure magica Elia-san series this late night you know? It’s premiering you know? I can't miss it you know? Elia-san would finally confront her best friend and soon turning into a middle school yuri couple!!!”

YES! I can't even miss that!!! Why did ossan bought me here!!!

Hearing that ossan seemed to widen his eyes for a bit seeing the calm and composed guy scream in anger against him, but soon ossan smiled gently making me want to hit him more

Don’t get cocky just because you’re an ikemen!!!

“Well…I couldn’t do anything about that” He bowed his head deeply to me. “I’m sorry but anyway Hisui-kun.” He raised his head and gazed at me with a smile that could make the whole day shine…as expected his a damnable dandy man. “You…you’re bored aren't you?”

Turning back to my calm expression I glared at the old who seemed to know my circumstances yet ossan just merely gazed back at me without a care.

“Fine…I understand that gods themselves have their own weird circumstances, and so I’ll go along with it, but!”

“Hahahaha…as expected.” Ossan laughed cutting me off, but soon spoke what I wanted from him. “Well just like what you would ask for, and just like what those lower level guys do then of course I’m going to give you what those people call [Cheat powers]”

As expected…here comes the time which all akiba warriors are waiting for—the cheat giving time where people would be given cheats or be able to chose their cheats.

Don’t underestimate me, ossan. I have been an akiba warrior since I was grade school and spent my time on gaining knowledge, and training (reading novels)!

“Then can I chose?”

Grinning as if he found something amusing ossan-kami sipped his tea. “Of course, as a payment of bringing you here and into another world then you would get to choose what you want, and so Hisui-kun, what cheat do you want?”

Those fools would’ve picked weird things like tentacles or other things like being able to charm any woman or maybe those cliché things like being able to use all magic, being able to become the master of magic, being able to become so strong or anything like that, but I…

I, as great as I am, even if I was just a weak player in games! I, who liked cheating my way through games in a sense of overwhelming power as a way of enjoying things! I pick something that that people wouldn’t usually pick!

Opening my mouth I simply said “Console Command (A way to control everything and everything in the easiest way possible)”

“HAHAHAHAHA I SEE, I SEE!”

While ossan laughed I raised my hand stopping him and said. “You won't turn against your promise, right? And so I also wish for comprehension of all languages and communication, knowledge about all the console commands, and my memories right now from when I was born until now.”

Hearing that ossan laughed harder and harder screaming “Amusing, amusing~!!!” hearing me talk…seriously stop that that just makes me feel more awkward…

“I see! I see! Such a nice guy! HAHAHAHA!!! To think you would bargain with a god who could make you vanish if he wants!”

“Ossan doesn’t look like the one who’s incredibly rude and wouldn’t do his promises”

“But I’m god you know? GOD! HAHAHAHA”

Smiling sadly I faced the white tiles under me. “I have nothing to lose after all…life’s boring…If you don’t have what it takes you’ll live just like a cog in the machine called society just like that. Even if you did betray me then I just have to use all the powers of the spirits in all of the worlds to match you and slaughter you in an epic battle”

“I see…” Calming down ossan smiled happily and said. “Then grasp your happiness. I grant you your wishes. Go on, Hisui-kun” suddenly a light appeared before me making me close my eyes and hear the sudden movements of a moving train. “I’ll see your later” Ossan said in his slowly fading voice…

And in front of me was a train station which had a something of sign written [Earth].

A train station without anyone except for me holding my bag and wearing my uniform, and in front of me was—the train door heading to another world.

Taking my step to it and entering the door that only filled with light I looked at the train station and smiled. “See you, Yu, Himeka.”

With those words the train door closed and I was enveloped by light.