Ever had one of them days where you go from scamming suckers to suddenly being a stinky, four-legged reptile? No? Aight. Just me then.   Yep, I’ve been reincarnated as a damn lizard. Not exactly the glow-up I was hoping for. Gone are the days of sweet-talking my way through the world. Now I'm stuck fending off disasters from this annoying redhead brat. Oh. Just wait. You all. I'm plotting my BIG comeback in this world. A world that thinks "magic" is a legit career path. Yeah, right.   But I'm not done yet. With: -a knack for scheming -the SILVEREST of silver tongues (once I figure out how to talk again)  -and maybe a fireball or two (as soon as I crack this damn magic thing) I will claw my way back to the top. I don't care how much gold it will take, or how many bloody peasants I have to step on — this dumb world won't know what hit it.  Join me, as I slither, scheme, and sass my way through this medieval nonsense. Mate, believe me when I say: this lizard is going places. What you can expect: -Slowly progressing path to power, or failure -Conman doing actual cons, sometimes even based on historical records -I try to update every MWF, (please be patient with me) with some bonus chapters inbetween whenever I find the time -Two to three illustrations per volume, made by an actual top-notch artist, none of that AI crap -About 24 volumes of one of the greatest Isekai journeys you've ever read. This will be an actual Light Novel one day, want to help me get there? Cover made by dotr