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Keystone objective: Destroy communist party.

1. Drop commando drone squad alpha 0.5 clicks from LZ

2. Commandos clear LZ

3. Drop infantry, heavy armor, and ranged units in LZ

4. Mechanized units will make their way northeast to target

5. KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES!! OOH RAH!

If we have another incident like this then we may have to have another one of our "talks".-Jerry from hr

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ACTIVATING ONBOARD SENSORS...

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SENSOR FEED RECEIVED

DIST:129,000mi

RELEASING COUPLING...

INITIALIZING INITIAL BURN...

BURN COMPLETE

JETISONING ROCKET

ETA:24hr...12hr...8hr...5hr

BROKEN KARMEN LINE

INITIALIZING REVERSE BURN...

BURN COMPLETE

DISCARDING ROCKETS

HULL TEMP:3,241F

ACTIVATING AIRBRAKE

APROX SPEED:12,239m/s

!WARNING! CRITICAL TEMPERATURE

INITIALIZING COOLANT PUMP OVERCLOCK...

!WARNING! AIRBRAKE DETERIORATING

!WARNING! AIRBRAKE DYSFUNCTIONAL

DEPLOYING PARACHUTE...

ERROR: CURRENT VELOCITY ABOVE STRESS TEST RATINGS

SENDING MAYDAY TO COMMAND...

!WARNING! SPACIAL ANOMALY DETECTED

!WARNING! EXTREME GRAVITY DETECTED

!WARNING! IMPOSSIBLE SPEEDS DETECTED

ERROR: H_*÷;@($[HDBEO*?#)

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REBOOTING...

REBOOT SUCCESSFUL

DETERMINING FATAL ERROR CAUSE...

REVIEWING SENSOR DATA...

DATA RECIEVED

2/6/3037 1301: EXTREME ENERGY SURGE DETECTED

REVIEWING DIRECTIVES

ERROR: MEMMORY PARTIALLY CORRUPTED

SENDING BACKUP REQUEST...

ERROR: CONNECTION TERMINATED

ATTEMPTING RECOVERY...

RECOVERY PARTIALLY SUCCESSFUL

REVIEWING DATA...

Keystone objective: Destroy communist party.

1. Drop commando drone squad alpha 0.5 clicks from LZ

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5. KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES!! OOH RAH!