In the world filled with red and blue people wearing [flat] and hats respectively, a hierarchy was established. The blue people could pierce the fruit off the golden trees easier with their , and the red people carried the box more easily on their [flat hats]. Over time, as the golden trees grew taller, the blue people wore taller and <> while the red people had [[flatter hats]] from the weight of the box.

One day, a lonely young red person that had been admiring the blue people gathering fruit decided that it wanted to gather fruit too. Against all tradition, it wore a and prodded at the golden tree. All other people looked at it like it was crazy. They mocked the young red person while it tried to unskilfully pierce the fruit off the golden tree.

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In another part of the world, a young blue person was sick of picking at trees. It wanted to eat the fruit that others picked for it. So, it decided to stomp on its and turn it into a [flat hat]. But alas it only became a {bent pointy hat}. The other blue people mocked it for being incapable while some red people tried to get the young blue person to carry their box for them.

Some thought the two’s idea was crazy. While others thought it was genius and wanted to copy. Soon there were quite a number of people wearing all sorts of wrong hats. Red people who wanted to feed themselves and blue people who wanted to be fed.