"Ok class today we shall have a brief recap of eastern philosophy we will start with the life of Lao-Tze who is known as the reputed author of the Tao Te Ching, the founder of philosophical Taoism, and a deity in religious Taoism and traditional Chinese…………….."
The professor goes on and on with the discussion, her voice is like a very potent spell that induces sleep, every student struggles to keep their eyes open.
Especially our protagonist Bob a.k.a. The great general, who sits at the front row of the lecture hall.
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(Bob's POV)
Hrrrrrrargghh! must not sleep, I need to endure this for atleast two hours, damnit! It feels like death is crawling under my eyelids what the fuck is with the professor's voice.
This same struggle reminds me of the first time I have met that girl Emilia and thinking back I really regretted cutting classes back then.
Flashback time! I'll try remembering the events of that day as clear as I can.....
wait for it...
its coming back to me...
oh here it goes...
*one year, seven months and six days ago
"what kind of educational system conducts classes at noon this should be banned, BANNED I say this is injustice to all lazy people...no wait that is wrong this unjust for all students!"
said by a student wearing a yellow shirt and black pants, as he pointed his middle finger at the security camera within the room.
(by the way that guy is not me, its my friend steve)
"just shut up you fucking retard, you're disturbing a lot of people"
said the cool looking student beside him, he is the epitome of manliness if I say, he wears a black shirt and a pair of worn out jeans, even with those clothes it is still apparent that he is a man of culture, someone who should not be triffled with.
(this guy is me)
steve sat down and slumped his head at his desk.
but you know what, steve has a point who wants to listen to a lecture in the middle of the day. Almost half of the classroom is empty, besides me and steve only the studious and responsible students are here, and we are not one of those students.
the professor entered the room,
"ok class today we shall watch a documentary about..."
as soon as I heard that I raised my hand and informed the professor that I'm going to the "bathroom"
I left the room and shortly the university grounds, I enjoyed walking more than attending classes being alone with my thoughts is a secondary hobby for me. Thinking about the future while strolling getting lost inside my own head it really relaxes me.
but that same habit is what gotten me into this whole mess.
while walking for about half an hour with no determinate direction, I passed a dark alley this is where I first saw Emilia she was searching inside a dumpster for something, to be honest my first impression of her is a decent cute girl, you see Emilia is around my age at that time she was wearing a light blue skirt matching her top, she was actually kind of pretty but something sticks out more than her face, it was her hair it was white
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the first thought that popped out of my head was is she a cosplayer or something, but nonetheless the whole thing is weird as fuck, imagine a pretty girl with light colored clothes getting inside a dumpster full of trash.
so I did what any esteemed gentleman and a teenager without experience with girls and decided to approach her and ask her she is alright.
"uhm hello uh miss? is everything alright with you there?"
she looked at my face then at my body to my feet then back again to my face, it was a very awkward moment for me.
"u-uhh is there any--"
before I could finish my sentence she interrupted me, she jumped out of the dumpster and into my arms she hugged me. my inner virgin woke up which made me a nervous wreck at the time, you see this kind of thing only happens at movies and other fictional works so yeah.. I was surprised but nothing prepared me for what happened next.
"Oooh! I found you! Come on lets go back, oh great ang mighty general"
She said while clinging unto me her arms wrapped around my shoulders.
"I-I thi-think you have the wrong person miss"
I tried pushing her away from my body, damn this virgin reflex.
"Nope, there is no mistake general Xiao Khan, colonel Emilia reporting for duty~~"
She insisted that I was some asian general what the fuck, I do not even have a tinge of asian blood in me.
"What are you say--mmmpff"
Suddenly without warning she plunged her mouth into mine, I could feel her toungue slithering into my mouth, oh I could not take this anymore my whole body became a ragdoll, then everything faded into black.
When I woke up the first thing I noticed was my body parts, they seemed a bit off, like longer and more muscular.
Next was my hair it was long, I mean my hair was long, but not this long and it was black, I have blonde hair, just what is going on.
To top it off I was wearing full body armor, it looks heavy but I could still move as quickly as if I was not wearing anything.
While I was still confused as fuck, I failed to notice a flying spear hurdling towards my direction.
but before that sharp chunk of metal pierced my head, time slowed down it was so slow that I managed to evade it at the last second.
"What the.."
I do not have the slightest clue on what is happening, last thing I remember was kissing a cute girl then the next thing I know there is a motherfucking spear almost impaling my head.
"HEY YOU THERE THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO STAND IDLY WE ARE AT WAR SON GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE FIRING LINE!"
a man began shouting at my direction he was a middle aged man doned with complete ancient era battle gear swords, bow and armor.
I could not hear him, there is too much noise, there seems to be a barrage of bombs being thrown across the lands.
"What? I could not hear you! What did you say?!?!"
I pointed at my ears signaling I did not hear a single thing he said.
"I SAID GET THE FUCK OU-T--harggh"
He got impaled by spear on his upperbody, He tried removing it but the spears began to glow bright red.
"DAMNNNNIT, KID RETREAT GET TO THE TRENCHES NOW!"
He pointed towards the opposite direction, I understand what he wants me to do but I was too scared to move.
Look by then I was only an ordinary man trying to make his way out of college, the sight of a man being impaled on the chest with a fucking glowing spear does not go well with me.
The spear's color began to intensify until...
*BOOOM
*SPLAT SPLAT SPLATTER
it exploded, the spear exploded along with the body parts of that guy, his guts splattered everywhere, its like raining meat on a 10 meter radius.
I was about to pass out when I heard a voice
"Yooow! General what are you doing there in the middle of the battlefield with that face, come on lets go to trenches I'll explain everything to you there"
It was none other than Emilia how can she be so calm.
"Wait wait what are you doing wait"
She dragged me by my arm and threw me inside the trenches, I flew about a couple of yards.
She then jumped and landed at my face...my face was buried in her butt, however I do not have the luxury to enjoy that moment, I just saw a man explode into zillion pieces.
*BRRRRRNG BRRRRNG
then after that I heard a bell, the sort of bell that sounds like the end of a class bell.
Wait
What
No, no wait there is nothing like that back then.
"Bob you fucking lazy shit, philosophy class ended 15 minutes ago, the professor was pissed off at you for sleeping at the front row she gave you additional homework hahahahaha"
Said steve as he pushed me off my chair.
Huh?what huh class? Ugh shit I must have dozed off remembering that day.
"Fuck off steve I was having a nice dream, ugh whatever man lets go to Austine's house I heard he got a new game on his console"
Arghh damn so I was not able to endure that clas without sleeping and ended up dreaming about the past.
"Ok to Austine's it is, hey want to skip out third period and play video games?"
I raised my middle finger in response to his question.
*yaaaawn
I'll continue my flashback once I get back home, I have a life besides that you know.