In the far far away lands of the United States of America, a young college student named Tony enjoyed - or maybe did not enjoy - his life. He was intrigued by the stories captured in the novels he read so eagerly. In fact, he was more than accepting of the after (or should I say new) life that awaited him. He awaited reincarnation, hoping to live out his dreams his own way, free from the clutches of authors cliché contrivances. Little did he expect his new reality to be exactly that. Join Tony on his marvelous adventure through one of most lazily written worlds imaginable. Will he succumb to the terrible writing, or will he help turn a new page and write my chapters for me in his superior style? Only time will tell. [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Authors Note: I plan to continue this story so long as I have the motivation to do so. Comments are exceedingly helpful in this regard. Enjoy!