Here's another chapter of classless. Enjoy.
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Hi, Blue here
Let me tell you what it feels like to lose all your stats. Have you ever played a game for 18 hours straight only to go work a 12 hour shift next, then once you get home you have to pick up your sister/brother from school only to find out that your parents aren’t home so you have to watch them. When they finally come back it's been 4 more hours, and when you finally feel like you get a chance to sleep you get called into work for another 12 hour shift. Yes, that's how I felt after I left the tailor’s shop and wandered around for a few hours.
It felt like I couldn’t move any part of my body, I was completely drained of all my energy. If I got into a fight and this happened, I would be a goner no questions asked. Luckily that wasn’t the case and I just slept in the woods.
Waking up the next day, I proceeded towards my SSS rank mission. How to rank up to SSS is easy, usually you go through a process of completing missions that are your rank or above, and after you complete a certain amount you rank up. Getting to SSS rank requires you to have beaten a SS+ mission solo, along with 1 SSS rank quest with others. However there’s a way to cheat the system, if you can do one SSS rank mission solo, you are qualified to become an SSS rank adventurer.
SSSS rank you ask, don’t even think about it. Most people will never become one in their entire lifetime. Even the most legendary gamers haven’t been able to become one, since there can only be 5 SSSS rank adventurers. The reason there are only 5 is mostly due to the objective you have to complete. It’s actually pretty simple as long as you have all god rank equips with max enchantments, 100k potions, 10 billion gold, and the orb of life/destruction/hope/peace/chaos. With god rank equips you are able to go to the church of holiness and donate it to them, once they get it, it’ll unlock a hidden quest. The quest is to donate 10 billion gold to the church, give 100k potions to the army, and then slay a demon king/lord. After killing a demon king/lord you will be able to acquire one of the 5 orbs, then you turn that orb into the church. After finishing all of that, the church will bestow upon you a title that gives you +1000 to all stats, immunity to all elements, and a chance to go into the dungeon of Linx.
The dungeon of Linx is an ancient dungeon that was ruled by the gods many years ago, when they were normal humans on earth. After a war broke out ‘blah, blah, blah’ happened and they transcended what it meant to be mortal. You are to go there and find out what has been causing a disruption, only to find out that it is a god. Fight and slay the god, then tell the church what has happened, and they’ll spread it around basically making you a new god. Go back to the adventurer’s league and the owner will let you become an SSSS rank adventurer, also known as Demon/God Slaying adventurers. Boom, you’re done, easy right?
We’ll try to become that here, however I have no idea if this world has a church. If they don’t then i’ll just create one so I can become the legendary SSSS rank adventurer. Now that i’ve explained that I guess we can continue on towards the goal of day, which is this SSS mission. I guess my first plan of action should be to get rid of the horde leader Mi, since it would be a pain to capture the wyverns and the golden lion faced monkey.
Traveling in these Moonback mountains are a pain, everywhere you go some kind of beast tries to attack you. They don’t even know how weak they are, I mean they come pouncing at me from the bushes or above, only to find themselves dying in a hit or 2. Sad that these beast seem to have the intelligence of a newborn child, if someone were to train them maybe they could be a force to be reckoned with, but that won’t be the case.
Arriving at a blue stoned entrance, which I am assuming is the entrance towards the cave that houses Mi, I kick it open. “Hey, bishes! Say hello to my little….” Yeah, let's forget that little intro, we shall never speak of this again. I have to say that the cave wasn’t what I expected, no bats nor was it dark like the stories tell you. It was surprisingly bright, bright enough that I had to cover my eyes with my hand. If this was in the other world, I could really go for some shades or a visor to block the light.
“Those who dare enter the cave of Mi, are looking to DIE!!!”
Yup as expected, this guy thinks he’s the strongest. I’d like to show him that there’s a new sheriff in town, let’s see how he likes that. I casually walked further into the cave only to find that this horde leader shouldn’t be called a horde leader. Fucking rank SSS mission saying ‘horde leader’, horde leader my ass more like a raid boss. This guy is freaking huge, he’s almost as tall as the adventurer’s league and that's saying something. He has four horns coming from his forehead that looks like a crown, four arms each holding a sword, and two tails coming from his behind.
My jaws dropped down, not in fear or anything, but in amazement. If it really wasn’t for this mission I would like to make this guy my pet, with him by my side nothing else would matter. You can’t find something like him anywhere you know, he’s probably one of a kind. I really want him, like really really want him.
Sigh, it's such a shame he has to die in order for my goal. They always say that being the best comes at a cost, and I guess my cost is not getting him. Well, let’s get this over with quickly. He points at me and yells some kind of bs, but I ignore it and start attacking the monsters that are coming at me.
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I know you aren’t suppose to think while you are fighting, but how the hell does this cave hold so many monsters. I mean it’s basically an endless amount coming, like I kill 5 and 50 more come out. Yeah, I can’t do this anymore, punching and kicking just isn’t going to cut it.
Raising my hand in the air a blue arcane circle appears, then 4 more appear above that one and out comes the blades of ice. I always wondered how
Mi looks bewildered at the sight, wait...is that sweat coming down his forehead. Shaking my head I just toss that idea out the window, a raid boss afraid of a little ice, that can’t be the case.
“Wait human! Name anything and you shall get it.”
Hahaha, I wanted you but sadly I have to kill you, is what I want to say but sounds to cheesy, so I remained silent and made a first. Bright red flames appear on my first and I launch my attack at him. “Fire First! Surprised, you should be i’m the brother of Strawhat Luffy and the second division commander of the Whitebeard Pirates. I am Fire First Ace!” I threw a punch at him, but he dodged it by jumping backwards. Hehehe, he didn’t expect what came next, the flames on my fist shot out at him like a bullet and left a giant hole in his chest.
The flames didn’t stop at piercing his chest, it went through the caves walls also making a new hole towards the outside. Wow, note to self: Never use
Next goal for the mission to be completed is to capture 3 wyverns and 1 golden lion faced monkey. If killing Mi was this easy then i’ll feel disappointed when I come across the wyverns and the monkey. Sometimes I wonder if this is even fair, I mean this really isn’t much of a challenge. Others have to make parties in order to complete these missions, but god has given me the power to put those people to utter shame. Why didn’t you come to my rescue in the other world, if you would have given me ⅕ of the power I hold now, I could have shown them who's boss.
Like I expected, capturing those beast were easy. As for the 3 wyverns after I killed the 2 dragons that were in charge of them they submitted themselves. The golden lion faced monkey was harder to capture, he kept running around the forest. When the mission said golden lion face monkey, he looked like a golden maned lion. Think of that face, on a monkey’s body, exactly that picture right there, It’s insanely creepy.
After capturing it, I teleported all of us back to town. You should have seen the looks on everyone's faces when 4 SSS rank monsters appeared in the middle of town, they all screamed and ran around. I even seen a few people piss their pants, who would have knew that people actually did that. Well I didn’t pay them any mind and headed towards the adventurers league to turn in this quest.
“I’m telling you that guy was crazy. He first talked some nonsense about SSSS rank adventurers then when I tried to tell him that wasn’t a thing he told me I was lying. I was surprised at his writing though, because not many people around these parts use that kind of writing. Thats besides the point, that crazy guy took a SSS rank mission that was meant for a party and teleported out of here. He might have some magical skills, but he’s dead once he faces any of those monsters.”
Oh look who it is, the older guy who I talked to before I left, might as well say hello. “Sup old guy, how's it hanging?” He almost fainted when he seen me, I knew he thought I died, I mean anyone else would have died if they had to face Mi or those monsters but not I. He introduced me to a guy named Calvin, saying that he’s a SS rank adventurer that helps keep the peace in town.
“Well since you’re back why don’t you hand over that SSS mission and let the real adventurers handle it.”
I handed him the mission and a grin appeared on his face, probably thinking after I seen the monsters in person I would run with my tail between my legs. Next I passed him Mi’s decapitated head, and also pointed towards the 4 SSS rank monsters outside the building.
Man, I don’t think I would ever get tired of seeing this guys face. He literally went “Oh my” then fainted on the floor.