I woke up feeling dizzy with a massive headache, I felt as if my brain was hit with a jackhammer. I was still lying on the sidewalk staring at the sky. I thought that the sky was looking beautiful in its blue and purple color. Wait… what? Purple? …what the hell is going on here I thought to myself, since when the sky was purple and blue?
I decided to try and stand but I was startled by the blood that was on my shirt, looking down I saw that my shirt was stained with blood splatter, I was not scared for some reason. I felt calm and relaxed even while my shirt was clearly dotted with the crimson color of fresh blood. As my eye was feeling watery I went to wipe it and looked at my hand in a mix of shock and horror.. My hand was covered in blood.
I immediately tried to stand again and went to to look at the car mirror that was parked near where I collapsed. What I saw actually made me get worried as I found the reason for the blood all over me. It seemed that while I was passed out I cried tears of blood and there was dried blood that streaked from my ears as well.
I did not know what the hell was going on, I was covered in blood that was apparently mine, and I was looking at a purple blue mix of a sky and glancing at all the frozen people. While I was taking it all in and thinking all sort of thoughts such as, apocalypse? Naaa didn’t seem like it. Chemical spill? Some sort of a natural disaster? A DREAM? Naa my ass was sore and hurting and you couldn’t feel pain in dreams from what I knew.
What the fuck was going on …I am not a dramatic person but I was getting an urge to start jumping up and down and starting a shit spitting marathon of curses, which I actually did. Hey, I never said I was a nice guy; I was a loner with a bad attitude, not the sort of being mean to people but the sort that only cared about himself and his.
Yes, I was a selfish prick with a bad boy attitude and the mouth of a sailor gained from years of shit talking to annoying kids on Chaos world.
While I was doing my marathon of curses ranging from the usual and getting into the crazy such as starting to curse even the damn weird sky, I felt as if someone was looking at my back and I immediately turned around to find the same half naked women I saw before I passed out staring at me with her head tilted to her side.
I wanted to hide myself as I knew she watched my crazy act just a minute ago, but I couldn’t move because of a simple reason. I was staring at her gorgeous body which was half naked, and I mean the upper half was naked… she wore some sort of a black dress from the waist down to her knees and her upper half was literally naked. Only her long overflowing black as obsidian hair was covering what I thought were the best damn breasts I’ve ever seen.
While staring at this gorgeous goddess a weird sound started popping in my head. The same sound as you hear when u press a bell at a hotel reception.
All of a sudden a weird notification popped up in the middle of my view.
Due to your filthy, yet inquisitive mind you have gained the [ Analyze ] ability
What the hell was that I thought. My nerves were getting through the roof and I could barely breathe as I immediately understood the implications of what just happened. “ THIS IS THE SAME NOTIFICATIONS THAT ARE IN CHAOS WORLD “ I yelled.
While looking again at the goddess who now stood a few meters away from me I started to see a the same familiar status you used to see in the game.
Her status simply caused my mouth to open up and stay that way while feeling dumbstruck .
[ Agoda ????]
[ God ]
I was still staring at her status and title when Agoda opened her mouth and said to me “ Are you ok John? I though you were having a heart attack earlier when you were jumping up and down cursing the skies. I thought you went mad. You looked like headless chicken “. I was still dazed with her appearance and title and decided to answer her question , but all that came out was a whiny sound that sounded like Whaaaat ?
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Agoda started to giggle and appraised the man in front of her and sighed.
“ Damn John you have bigger tits then me “ she said ruthlessly.
It seemed that this LITERAL Goddess had jokes I thought.
“ What the fuck is going on here? “ I managed to utter in my usual NON whiny voice .
Agoda was still appraising me and she said nonchalantly. Oh nothing serious just the usual world merge.
“ What the hell is a world Merge ? who are you exactly? And can you please cover your breasts? “
I cant seem to focus on anything as I was in the middle of pitching a tent while a world changing event was going on around me.
“ Calm down “ agoda said.
“ I don’t know why you were not affected by the Merge but when I saw you earlier you could not manage to comprehend what I was saying so I had to force the “ change” manually in you.” Agoda said.
“ As for What a World Merge is, as it sounds. A merging of two worlds into a single one. There are many reasons for a world merge such as a death of a God in charge of that world, which causes the balance to go crazy and ends in the destruction of that world . Another case is if two worlds seem to be going towards natural destruction and by merging the two worlds can they both be somewhat saved . In order for a merge to go smoothly each God governing each world has to agree to a merge between them as well and the stronger God absorbs the weaker God and manages to stabilize the newly merged world”
She said this so nonchalantly and in such a carefree tone that it made my left eye to twitch.
She continued “ In the case of this merge, each of our worlds was goning to destruct eventually, in mine it was due to lack of Mana which all living beings need , and in the case of your world it was due to the way you humans treated your nature. In a few hundred years no life would have existed anymore. So I and your world’s god decided to merge and save both worlds by merging them together.”
“As for who I am, I think you already know that answer, I know you can see my status and title now. Which as you already realized it is an influence of my worlds system. I and your world’s god were testing the waters out to see how humans here would adjust to a game like setting which is the norm on Chaos world, so we released that game you seemed to love. Let me tell you john I was watching you play chaos world and oh boy you gave me hours and hours of entertainment and a few chuckles. Ok more then a few chuckes, you know how funny it is watching a tank trying to kill a monster but get so brutally devestated because he doesnt have a shield on? And that just kept repeating until somehow you managed to get used to blocking with your offhand instead of a shield. “
“For asking me to cover my tits? What kind of a male are you? I am not going to cover my body, I like the reaction it caused in you “ She glanced at his tented member with a mischievous grin.
“ As you realized, the future will be different from now on, Chaos World and Earth will merge into a singular world governed by the rules of Chaos World’s system . “
I opened my mouth finally after calming down and managing to not stare at this Goddess as much as before which made me be able to think rationally again.
“ I understand what is going on , I never expected the situation to be as severe as you described but I do understand. I love the genre of books and novels that deal in transmigration or reborn in a new world so for me this will be quite enjoyable. I just hope that you fix the classes “ I said that last sentence extra salty due to my personal experience within Chaos World. I made a mistake during character creation when I first made my warrior 5 years ago . It was a stupid mistake that stemmed from not reading the class descriptions.
She tilted her head and with a grin she laughed “ I did enjoy watching you dumbass play a class that is originally ment for tanking as a supposed damage dealer"
Yea it is as it sounds. I thought I could customize my warrior which is supposed to be a tank and tried to make him a damage dealer.
"No" she said . " The classes in chaos world are bound by the original description. There are no mixed classes. But u know what? You did give me years of entertainment and you are pretty dedicated but you do really need to start paying attention in more detail . Trust me , you will need to. What I will do is give you a very precious gift and grant you a boon as thanks for making me smile so often, even today.”
All of a sudden a white flash filled my eyes and a new notification popped up.
For being an entertaining fellow , the Goddess Agoda granted you the ability to Evolve your chosen Class once , you will be able to mix 2 classes into a single evolved class. You will be able to choose which classes to mix and evolve in your status panel . Rejoice this is the first time in history that this is being allowed
When my vision returned she was gone.
I noticed a small ring at the spot Agoda was standing before doing her dissappearing act and went on to grab it, as soon as I managed to get the ring , I passed out again.