5,312 A.E. I am a trained Sinder. The title used to be Assassin ender, then it became Sin ender and now it’s Sinder. I get my orders from high up, like really high up. I get them straight from the big man up there ever since I got a promotion. My targets are usually notorious individuals who have been harming others for way too long. I’ve had to exorcize a few level 5 demons so far and I even got one of Beelzebub’s guards last year. 

All of this to say, I am a professional when it comes to my job and I am not your run of the mill angel. I have been trained by Mr. Mike and even did my residency underneath Gabriel. Now, I work alone and I specialize in stealth tracking. Which is a fancy way of saying I get to sit around and follow somebody for a week or a month until I get the information I need and then put them 6 feet closer back to hell.

My target today as I write this diary entry is nothing special, she’s a succubus who has been draining human’s life force near the Thames river and tainting virtuous souls with demonic energy. That’s about it we have on her file, she has escaped a lot of other Sinders and even killed a handful, which is why they put me on the case. She has been everywhere from Shanghai to Manhattan to Sydney and now Windsor.

The transport there was the usual, I took the spirit orb and I landed in our local water base and headed to get clues. It took a little bit longer for her than other targets to find, about five weeks of scouting until I found my first lead.

This man in his 30’s was an outstanding individual and never broke a virtue on his record but suddenly he committed adultery and cheated on his fiance and then embezzled thousands of dollars from his business. Usually with situations like this, there would be some tell-tale signs that they were going to do this eventually like starting to embezzle a little at a time or neglecting to be with his fiance, but according to my report this was out of the blue.

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The next day I followed him and I noticed he walked into a shady alley. He seemed like he had fog over his eyes and had no clear intention on where he was going. He took a turn and I thought he was going to run straight into a dumpster, but he opened the lid and jumped straight into it. 

“Disgusting.” I thought. 

I waited at first five minutes, didn’t hear anything and then I waited another hour and nothing happened. I followed down the alley and gently lifted the lid of the dumpster but it was empty. I was so confused. I threw a styrofoam cup I found on the ground into the dumpster and it didn’t hit the bottom of the dumpster. It kind of just disappeared into nothingness.

This is common actually with succubuses to find something super accessible and normal that people use so that it is easy access for people to hop in. I swung my legs over and hopped in too.

First thing I saw when I jumped in and next thing I knew I was in these long corridors that reminded me of sewers for plumbing, but there was no water and no waste products or anything. It was only red bricks in cylindrical form with many branches off. Then I realized the next thing, I heard lots and lots of moaning. And not just moaning but grunting and uh….climax noises.

This must be a whole succubus nest and I realized I hit the jackpot. Then suddenly I saw the business man walking into one of the hallways and I snuck in after him. I looked over the corner and saw that he slowly began to get undressed and walking towards a person. Then my jaw dropped and realized I got it all wrong, it wasn’t a succubus but it was a man, an incubus. And this was not just any incubus but it was my ex-husband.