Hey hey hey, guess what everyone, guess guess guess!

You'll never guess. I promise, you won't.

Go ahead, make a guess. Write it out if you like. Take a photo with a timestamp. Mail it to santa with a self-addressed stamped envelope enclosed. xD

Done?

Ready? Got your bets in?

YOU WERE WRONG!

If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation.

It's a comic. A webcomic. A STICK FIGURE WEBCOMING NO LESS!

For the past several weeks, I've been working tirelessly to create a wonderful adaptation of this story worthy of its hastily-written roots (ROOTS! Get it?) and decided the only possible answer was the most unholy abomination of a webcomic ever to grace mankind.

So, here it is! I haven't had time to do the whole thing, but I got the first two chapters at least. Lemme know if you think it deserves to continue, or if it should stay a forgotten relic of doom and despair. :-3

Go click on the big giant picture link below to give it a look at! If you don't die from laughter, come back and lemme know what you think! Do I have a bright future in a whole new medium? Or should I retreat back into my vine writer's cave and never emerge again?