Me – 8:15 pm

Whyyyy are you coming?

When have you ever gone to a party, Peter?

Peter – 8:15 pm

Chill, I'm not going to ruin your party

Me – 8:16 pm

Godddd

Peter – 8:16 pm

Lol just pretend we're not related. I do it all the time

I'm only going cuz Lisa wants to go

Me – 8:16 pm

You and Lisa can have the downstairs I'll have upstairs

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Divide and conquer

Me – 8:20 pm

But also if you're driving can I get a ride

Peter – 8:22 pm

Lol brat

Peter – 11:17 pm

Did you send mom to come find me? Alex I swear to god

Peter – 11:32 pm

Go home

Peter – 11:32 pm

Don't come outside

Me – 11:41 pm

No, what? Where did you go?

Is mom here???

Me – 11:46 pm

Are you okay

Me – 11:58 pm

Hello?

Peter – 1:17 am

She wanted this. You have to believe me. It was her choice.

Me – 7:25 am

What??

Did you come home last night?

Me – 10:57 am

Peter?