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Ermahgerd I have no Idea what to name the- Chapter 1

Ermahgerd I have no Idea what to name the- Chapter 1

Man what is my life. I should've done better, and I regret it. Just look at me now. I'm working at fucking MacRonalds. I worked here so long I finally became a full-time employee and a manager. Like seriously, I mean you can't really get laid with just a face like this. What's even worse is when I'd go to a date, they would be like: 'Oh what do you work as?' A MacRonalds manager....

And you know what happens next. REJECTION. Man what was that bullshit saying about there is always someone in the world who will love you and is meant for you. Well that is absolutely false. I am alone and no one really loves/likes me, except my best friend but not in that way definitely. And you'd say 'but what about your parent's?' Well they are dead.

Im 25, I live in a one bedroom apartment and I work as a MacRonalds Manager. That pretty much sums up my life. Like seriously why is everything so unfair to me. No, why is life so unfair. 

Huh? Why can't I move? I'm literally  stuck in place. My body feels heavy, I feel like I am almost about to fall asleep. Something tells me that I shouldn't. But I did and I believe I died.

To begin with, what the fuck is happening?

I seem to have to have woken up. Besides that, why does the room I'm in give me so much nostalgia? I left the bed and walked to the mirror. Well, what I saw was my reflection. So what? Well it just happens to be that I look the same like when I was a teenager.

Wait don't tell me it's like one of those transported back in time-like novels? For some reason, I impatiently turned on my computer and I was shocked. The date was the 1st of January 2017. Wait, don't tell me this was my old room. I can't believe it. I really can't. Maybe I've become insane? No I haven't shown any signs of a mental condition. So perhaps this is reality.

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But one things for sure, I had a painful headache like something was trying to split my head apart. Thankfully, it just lasted for 3 seconds. This is really strange and it's creeping me out. I want to puke I feel sick.

-Hello host you are the luckiest person out of all the people on your planet

What? Like seriously? Really? Okay this is weird, I must be hallucinating. Wait, if I travelled back in time this should also not be impossible? Right?

I froze, I literally just realised I'm asking questions to nobody. Right now I'm beginning to question my sanity.

Anyway... 'Um the thing that is talking to me. What are you? What did I win and why did I win?'

-I am a system also known as the attribute system. People are born with different attributes and I can help you increase your's from thing's like your IQ or your appearance, Also you won me and you won because of a lottery you can't see.

Wow how convenient I feel like I foreshadowed all of this without knowing. The sarcasm is real. Anyway this is probably like the one's in the novel's I don't read. Uhm system could you show me my attributes and how to increase them?

Finally after a few seconds the system projected my attributes

Attributes:   Intelligence 20: Not really smart or basically just dumb Strength 40: Average body atleast you're healthy Charisma 10: Slight aura that can interest someone and influence them Appearance 25: Below average or basically ugly but not thaaaat ugly Agility 47: You can really run and also think quick in a moment (does not relate to your intelligence) Focus 70: You have unreal focus that can put you in your own world focusing on one thing Dedication

70: A will to work that will not be broken, sadly host is too dumb  to make use of it.

 Ugghh I feel like I'm gonna puke

-Mission set: Puke infront of your mother and fake sickness. Reward: 20 points.

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