There was a major festival at the markets, where the best dancing couple would win a esteemed prize.

Common, a man who considers himself the greatest dancer fo them all, ask the most beautiful lady, Noble for a dance.

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"You with the great breasts, I choose you!" He proclaimed to the red-haired lady. "With our combined powers we shall win this esteemed prize, and I get a cute girlfriend too!"

Noble suplexed Common onto a table. "Piss off, I'll find someone else." she remarked.

Common was knocked out from that attack.

Noble failed to find a suitor.

Neither person won the award.