Prologue - The Oldest Foggie

Gods are beings that are created or born in response to a demand or event which occurs which requires such a pressence. A war may start and should it stretch on for long enough a god of war may be born or, perhaps a war is required, or, ha, perhaps some crazy son-a-bitch just wants to fuck shit up enough and a god is born. 

No but really, desire and happen stance are basically the prerequiaites. 

Gods aren't all powerful, power is based on the circumstance and potential circumstances, well, to which they're born that is. Even human mortals have the potential to become a god of course whether fate will allow someone to gain the determination, willpower knowledge and circumstance to enable them to do so is very different, perhaps one person per a planets history given the planet is inhabbitted might become a god.

Anyhow enough about gods, my name is Nomad. Well that's what I call myself these days.

Im a wanderer, gods tend to settle down once they break through and gain divinity, I.e. immortality, they tend to cease desire for more power knowing that countless beings are already far ahead by trillions of years. Can't really blame them, can ya? arn

Though that said the first of the gods are similar in that respect, space is just too vast. Becoming more powerful isn't too hard  for the first of us but once you can destroy a galexy with the wave of your hand, well you understand the pointlessness right?

I've travelled the universe since the first chaotic cycle, in fact I, nomad, am the first god of calamity. I was born in response to the creation of the first universe, the current universe is the 76th universe, some were destroyed, some were created from nothing, some are made up of nothing in all my years I've travelled I've traversed a whole 2 universes. I've also visited all 76 however traveling an entire universe from planet to planet, from galexy to galexy is just too strenuous. I've become somewhat tired.

Im bored with this existance. Im an old soul. I've experienced it all before I have, many regrets and, many distant dreams.

Today I will take the first step to fulfilling them.

I will rid myself of those regrets and begin anew. I will achieve my goals and have fun experiencing new things in the process. After living 76 chaotoc cycles my emotions deteriated to nothingness however the ecstacy of anticipation is quite fucking prominent right now. Hah, yes im quite anticipated to say the least.

After a minute of silence for the passing guilt and regret that this life has hold over me I toss it aside, imprinting several goals, techniques and stimulating memories as well as life experiences burning them on my soul, I cast away my body, allowing it to drift to the abbys.

Suddenly, im in a washing machine.

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What?¡

Chapter 1 - New life, New world, New beginning, New journey!

bla.. blah... blerghhhhhhh.... This.. This is rebirth?! No wonder ive never heard of another god attempting reincarnation more than once, this shit is aweful. its ok, just pretend its a ride on a rollercoaster doing one of those fucking 360-noscope gravity defying backflips. yup. mhmm. nope. nup. definately not this is unquestionable a washing machine on heavy duty. 

Oh?

*fwwwweeeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

My bad.

It was a fucking toil... *falls unconscious*

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*slowely regains consioucesness* 

Hmmmmm, ahhhhhh

*slowly opens eyes, minutes pass* 

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*stretchhhh, crackkkk* ooppps, shot I broke it, hmm where am i? I remember ... information and have several strong urges like... goals maybe? Oh right! Now I remember, I was a god with loads of regrets and goals which I felt impossible to overcome in the past life! Excellent! Damn im good. Ok

I remember the basics. I was a god, can't remember of what. Nor do I remember my name. Hmm. I have very little information aside from some combat and cultivation techniques. Oh Interesting, there's an empty library in my mind. Ahh a book on the lecturn.

"Welcome young one to our mind palace. This is where we or I should say you, considering I am now you haha, will store all knowledge you gain. Our soul is at a strength mortals cannot comprehend, thus you will learn techniques, understand concepts and make the correct judgement faster than others. It also means you can read or see things once and recall it directly from here.

Firsst of all, I've left you with 5 cultivation techniques. 3 of which will pertain to your body's growth. One will strengthen your soul, although until you master magic and your body is able to withstand a certain amount of mana strain will this even be slightly effective due to your already enormously powerful soul. Last but certainly not least is a combat technique, this combat technique is in fact one of the reasons as to why I have reincarnated. Its called the nomadic goes style. It is my life or old lives work, haha. It pains me so, however I was unable to finish the nomadic gods style over time I came to understand that this was due to habbits and understandings before I started creating it. Thus it is imperative you learn the nomadc gods style and only the nomadic gods style. All other styles are inferior. This is absolute. You should train yourself and learn in real combat to train your senses and instincts but don't learn another style. Ok moving on.

Goals yo must complete.

1. In the past life you or I, was a loner. Alone in the world. I wasn't a bad guy, I just never accepted company on my travels.

This. 

Was definately the right decision. Don't put up with shitty people. They suck. At the very most you could find a harem.

2. Create a new race. Should be humanoid and must be the awesomest race in all 76 universes. No exceptions.

3. Create a world which is fit to be inhabited by the awesome race.

4. Finish the nomadis gods style.

And finally...

5. Never cease training. Aim to become the absolute strongest, then continue training. You'll need to become a god fast. Real fast. Otherwise the regrets I have in the past will catch up with you. Then we'll be in trouble.

Hmm, that about summs it up. Aside from this, the goals, techniques I've also left you with understanding of magic and ki or mana manipulation you will be able to use your magic or external ki to manipulate all things when you as this revolves around the soul however, magic is barticularly useless for fighting as the amount of time it takes to mould a spell even with a soul of your size is more time than it takes the body's instincts and trained cells all working in unison to kill the magic caster. So use it for training by manipulating gravity, and various other things like stealth and fast travel with light but don't bother with battle. 

Good luck, stay determind, woek hard and have some fun too."

"Hmm, well it seems I'll be good to go from here, let's see about gettinh g out of this place before I look at those techniques."