Cover story 3: A father and daughters banter, daughter has black hair father brown but barely there
A father and daughter bantering over stupidity and beyond. The family's face palms can be heard a mile away but nobody cares as much as them during their moment of banter. I could tell you what they were talking about, but it never mattered. Just a fight over buying clothes.
A choice
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In his day to day life, Malfonz at least once takes a break, to think of whatever or of necessities. Since Malfonz was born immortal, he thinks and lives differently. By that I mean he skips food time and sleep time, everything else is the same maybe a little more obsession over weath and riches, but according to the villain aren't we all. He also has one weakness, he never had to think of what that one necessity could entail, because he was never given such. His only necessity for life to keep living was greed, it was ego and pride. Not pride of himself and his accomplishments but pride of never being struck down, his ego was his pride, he could never get touched, he was as fast as lightning and able to crush planets with his hands, he was only bound by one weakness that could kill him. His Achilles heel if you may.
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As I lay on top of the roof of my throne room, what is it that I want?
Maybe to call you MALFONZ the son of Lucifer, to insult you, they need punishment a single man to the slaughter maybe?
Do people like music, should I entertain people, would that benefit me and in what way? I'm just an idiot in all that isn't brute force ...
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENIN--- - - ...
Did I hear a whisper, (he laughs to himself, of course he did but it was so faint he ignored it).
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On that day Malfonz decided he wanted a job that fulfilled him, in search of himself. Maybe that place was the shop he went to everyday. As he was about to order his drink, he asked the new waitress (since the old one was taking a break) about the whereabouts of the manager. He wanted to be a part of the job.
(Malfonz is so rich because he does everything everywhere all at the same time, if the ground is sparkling it is him moving so fast blending in, getting paid and adding to a pile he has no use for, not for now atleast, so a small experiment doesn't effect him in any way).
"So why do you feel you suit, why should I work for you", said Malfonz in his interview.
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"Sir we work at a (copyrighted)", said the lady.
"You can offer me goods, I can offer you happiness we have a deal, (cough) I I mean I will work for a limited time and then try my best to put my best foot forward", said Malfonz noticing his confidence wasn't getting him anywhere.
"For how long do you intend to work for", asked the lady who was also the limited time waitress.
"Am I that horrid, I I mean can I choose all above or circle in C I heard a lot of kids do that during tests in stories", said Malfonz shriveling up like dried cheese.
"You do tend to be ... horrid", said the boss and lady having ignored everything coming after those words.
"So finish these arrangements as soon as possible for the client coming tomorrow", ordered the boss, and left without a trace, just like that before the waitress also began heading out something was said.
"I offer a years service", said Malfonz.
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He got accepted by the second. His first few days were like a landmine, you would never know when he could burn down the place or burst up an order. He was too warm, he was too fast, and the waitress became a double deal with Malfonz, especially during kitchen time. The waitress had to keep watch, as to not burst the ovens due to too much heat. His performance was outstanding, but something was off like an itch that he could not scratch. He didn't feel fulfilled. But since it was at the cafe Malfonz met Neova, it was natural for the guy to annoy his partner.
"So which table needs what", asked Malfonz the lady.
"The table near the corner of the outside needs order 1 the cup of tea, and order 2 goes to the person who is in the middle near the windows", said the lady.
"Wowie if I was you I'd get tired, just name the tables moron", said Malfonz in anger.
"If time was a thing we would add it maybe genius", said the boss.
She looked a bit annoyed.
"Ok ok", said Malfonz.
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Malfonz picks up his speed and delivers, he still is not used to the idea, but he wanted to try something new. His goal for getting closeness he yearned after wasn't reciprocated either, the distance between the boss and the waitress was just as large as the day he started his career.
"Now lookie here wowie zowie who needs and apron, look big young man your little paws might grab that apron on your way in washing dishes with the ladies, hahaha", said Neova barating Malfonz.
Malfonz, looking annoyed, asks M(what do you wish to order).
"I'm a common guest oh look here I think my order starts with cinnamon, something you should have been doing a long time ago", said Neova just about to put his feet up but didn't out of common courtesy.
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M(like I would know what you like, if you want a meal ask for the meal, if you don't want a meal then don't ask for it)
N(I only came here to look at you struggling, you entertain me, like a monkey in a circus)
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And the day had fulfilled quota zero once more, like two magnets stuck in ice frozen beyond the ability to leave each other. Malfonz fulfilled one of his wishes, he had taken the gun that Neova gave him. They stood there bantering, and that way the year would go by just a little bit quicker.
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It didn't make me feel much but I had more fun compared to if I hadn't done it, checked it is, now I never have to do it ever again, THE END.
He grabbed his face and he moved so much that he fell down laughing, he never even left his room it felt like. But all that he experienced had happened, he just lost sense of reality. So he laughed til his mind could finally relax.
"I don't think I like the feeling of electricity tingling me it feels like someone is pitying me by forcing me to laugh", said Malfonz realizing he was talking to himself feeling bliss after a years work even if it was just for a moment. Fin.