Re-starting projected soul-incarnation calculations...
Finding valid vessel...
vessel found: Human Male
Calculating projected lifetime events... 8 notable events.
"Good morning sleepy-head. It's your first day of school!"
"Yaaaay! I'm gonna make like a million friends, so make sure the house is ready for a party, mom!"
"That's the spirit, Toby! I'll have the house ready, so feel free to bring your new friends over any time."
...
"Haha, look at him crying! Boys don't cryyy~! Boys don't cryyyy~!"
"Heheheh, Look at him cryin', Danny. Must be a girl 'cause boys don't cry, right? Are you a girl, Toby? Huh?"
"N-Noooo... *hic* I'm not--"
"Hey! You two jerks better run or I'll pummel you myself!"
"Look out, it's that crazy Josie girl! Crazy Josie's coming!"
"...you ok, new kid?"
"Yeah... *hic* thanks. I'm Toby."
"I'm Josie. Come on, let's get you to the nurse..."
...
"Welcome home, sweetie! How di-- Oh! What happened to your nose?! Are you alright, Toby?"
"...It's alright mom. I think-- I think I finally made a friend today!"
"...Oh, honey... That's wonderful. Now, how about you come tell me all about them in the kitchen while I make a big bowl of your favorite ice cream?"
"Ok~!"
...
"When I grow up, I'm going to marry you, Josie!"
"What?! No way! I don't wanna marry a dumb cry-baby like you!"
"Oh... W-well, what if I can climb all the way to the top of the oak tree?"
"Hmmm... deal. I'll only marry you if you can climb all the way up there, right now!"
"Wha--Right now??"
"Right now!"
"A-alright... I'll do it!"
...
Cause of Death: Falling Damage
Age at Death: 7 [early!]
ENLIGHT Ascension achieved?: No
Failure.
Re-Starting projected soul-incarnation calculations...
Finding valid vessel...
vessel found: House-cat Female
Calculating projected lifetime events... 55 notable events.
"Hi kitty! I'm Jonie, what's your name?"
"Mreeew?"
"Toe-beans? That's a funny name. Do you want to come live with me, Toe-beans?"
...
"It's snowing, look! Isn't it pretty?"
"Mmrrr..."
"Oh, yeah, it must be pretty cold out here for you... here, hide in my coat! I'll keep you warm in my room, and daddy won't ever even know you were there. Just for tonight though, ok?"
"Meeew!"
...
"I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT PEST OUT OF THE HOUSE!!"
"Daddy please, no! Don't hurt her!"
"If you can't teach this animal to stay outside, THEN I WILL."
...
Cause of Death: Blunt damage
Age at Death: 1 [early!]
ENLIGHT Ascension achieved?: No
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Failure.
Re-Starting projected soul-incarnation calculations...
Finding valid vessel...
vessel found: Dragon Male
Calculating projected lifetime events... 104,754 notable events.
"Daring-Deed! I challenge you for the right to marry Joined-Eve!"
"Tsk. Clearly, you never learned to discipline that foolish heart of yours, brother. Very well, I accept your challenge, Tomb-Begotten! As a courtesy, I'll make sure that you do not live to regret your mistake."
...
Cause of Death: Piercing Damage
Age at Death: 114 [early!]
ENLIGHT Ascension achieved?: No
Failure. Re-Starting projected soul-incarnation calculations...
Finding valid vessel...
vessel found: Demon Male
Calculating projected lifetime events... 1,719 notable events.
"In the name of the Angel Danielle, I unravel thy power, demon!"
"AAARRGH! Curse you, Jolliette! I curse you with my final threads! May the name To'Bei haunt your children in all the ages to come!"
...
Cause of Death: Holy Damage
Age at Death: 10,014 [early!]
ENLIGHT Ascension achieved?: No
Failure. Re-Starting projected soul-incarnation calculations...
(Why do you keep sending me back?)
Failure...
(please... let me rest...)
Failure...
(None of these lives... are ever worth living...)
Failure...
Re-Starting projected soul-incarnation calculations...
Finding valid vessel...
vessel found: Dungeon Core
Calculating projected lifetime events...
ERROR: life projection failed! Selected lifetime unpredictable.
Send soul to vessel anyway? Soul may be lost! {y/n}
-> y
Confirmed. Sending soul to vessel...
Soul Sent.
Administrator-15 sighed and leaned back in her chair. This was one of the more troublesome souls in her library. Always early deaths, always unhappy lives. And some ugly anomalous behavior involving another soul that came from some other Administrator's library, to boot. Whenever those two met up, this soul was on the chopping block, every time. Yet, somehow they kept finding each other-- it looked like soulmate behavior, only with more gruesome . In normal circumstances she would never have sent a soul to an unpredictable vessel. Better to let the unlucky ones lay dormant. Getting too hung up on trying to Pass a single soul usually just led to frustration and unmet quotas. Yet...
"Damn it," she mumbled to herself, "Just one, ok? I want to see you get just one good run. You deserve it, after everything I've put you through... So, hang in there. Even the most unlucky soul will eventually win... right?"
Unconvinced by her own pep-talk, she sighed again, and turned off the Soul-Incarnation Terminal for the day. Sometimes, not even gods have the stomach to watch what comes next.