Authors Note:
I haven’t decided if I should use Third person POV or first person POV yet, since the thought processes may reveal some spoiler or take the thrill out of it. For this chapter I will be experimenting with first person.
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I opened my eyes, only to see nothing. Did that shitty being mess up?
*Ding*
No dumbass, you just haven’t been born yet. By the way I recently implemented a karma point system. Based on your actions in your past life, you gain special points that can be traded for benefits to your character. Of course for players, it’s just a simple mind scan to see what they did in their current life and what they did in the game. Anyway, you can access it all after you are born.
SERIOUSLY?! He started me as an unborn child? Not even a teenager? Shit puberty was bad enough once.
*Ding*
Don’t worry, I messed with your body, you won’t have some of the worse effects of puberty and you will grow faster than most children. I don’t want to delay my game’s release by 18 years just for you to grow up.
That damn existence, you could have spawned me with my old body and release your game the next day.
Meh, nothing to do while inside a womb I guess. Might as well try meditation to improve my mana circulation.
9 months later-
FUCKING BASTARD! A UNBORN BABY WAS BAD ENOUGH I WAS A FUCKING FERTILIZED EGG WHEN YOU PUT ME IN? THIS IS THE MOST BORING PLACE TO SPEND 9 MONTHS! I SWEAR TO BRAZUL I WILL WRECK YOUR GAME IF I WAIT A SECOND LONGER!
*DingDong*
Due to your (unnecessary) complaints and struggle, you are being born. Also, the greatest of all greatness in the world has cursed you to not lose your memories temporarily as a child. Hope you like being a baby, sucker!
Wait, shit that’s right, I'm a baby. SHIT YOU MEAN I'm GONNA HAVE TO LIVE AS A BABY?! DUDE GIVE ME A TIME SKIP OR SOMETHING! Oh shit, that light, NOOO I DON’T WANT TO SEE THIS VIEW FROM THE INSIDE!
1 long birth later-
Shit, I'm mentally scarred for the rest of this life. Well at least I'm out of that damn vice. You would think a pregnant woman has a looser hole than that. Damn, 1 minute of being born into this world and all my bad cussing habits are coming back. This does not bode well.
“&#(&! (@* (&%% *) &@)(*&@(1”
……..
*Ding*
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Damn it, now he is trying to take away any advantages I could have? Does he want me to start pathetic or something? Is this all a fucking game to him?
*Ding*
Congratulations on discovering my the great motive behind this world. You have gained Logic stat. You have gained bonus stat points. You have gained “Fast learner” title. You have been given a special ability.
Fine whatever. I can make do with this. Now let’s see what my parents look like. Wait, didn’t someone say something when I was born?
*Bish*
FUCK SOMETHING JUST HIT MY CHEST! AND HARD! Who the fuck attacks a baby who was just born?
“The baby still isn’t crying! Try again, it might have stopped breathing.”
Shit, that’s right I didn’t cry, most babies that are born quiet usually are still-borns. Well better cry before they assault my fragile ribs again.
“Waahhh?”
“Thank god it came back to life. But why does it’s cry sound like a question.”
“You IDIOT! Just cause a baby doesn’t cry doesn’t mean it isn’t breathing. Now give my child to me before I get off this bed and let you feel what it’s like to give birth.”
The man who was carrying me quickly passed me off to a woman. A very beautiful woman. Too bad she was my mother or I would have went for her. Meh, who knows, maybe I can woo her anyway. I’m bored of living seriously after all.
….. Something isn’t right. This, I didn’t act like this in my previous life. Something inside me feels like it’s missing. Urgh, I’m too sleepy right now, I will think more when I wake up.
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Authors note:
Chapter is kind of short i know, but if i continued it would have been too long as it would have started the childhood arc. So i left that to start the next chapter. Should be longer. By the way, the childhood arc is roughly inspired by the Fiction; NPC. Its on royal road so feel free to check it out.