Death 

Such a scary thing 

Seriously I should know I’m dying 

After three long years even my organs have given up specifically my liver and one of my lungs

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Y’know getting hit by a car wasn’t on my bucket list

But here I am 

It’s interesting watching people rush to help you when you yourself have given up just let me rest and reincarnate into some rich young master with a cute childhood friend 

Yeah that’d be nice 

Reincarnation....