Have you ever had one of those days where you wake up and don’t have a fucking clue where you are while your head feels like its in a vice grip if yes you no where I’m coming from if not you really need to get out more.
So anyway yeah I literally just woke up and the light burns which in away should be normal after doing 12 pubs and getting so drunk I blacked out but no I woke up too two giant adult standing over me well I dun fucked up haven’t I .
Flashback
Hay guys watch this I bet I can fly, Darren yaw fucking twat you cant fly off a 5 story building, Sam they also said you can never teach a lamer to drive yolo bitches.
The end
Ok then I think I really don’t want to remember how I died that’s super embarrassing so yeah got drunk and thought I could fly hay I know I was drinking red bull with my Jägermeister but should have known I didn’t get wings well I done goofed.
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So yeah looks like I may have been reborn yay me I’m a smelly child all over again great puberty’s goner be such a bitch wope de fucking doo so much fun
1-year time skip
So guess what is probably just made life oh so much more fucking boring yeah can you guess no well here’s what’s happened I’m reborn not in an anime not in some fancy different dimension oh no I’m in plane old boring earth yay so I literally have nothing fun to look forward to hay its not even the same year it fucking 2012 which fucking sucks so yeah I have so far been getting my motor skills up to scratch so I can move at least I shit you not trying to lift your body parts as a baby is fucking hard I think I cried like a little bitch the first few mont… never mind you heard nothing so yeah I’m finally got movement down still cant walk properly yet also working on talking at the moment and now just trying to work on speaking yeah guess what I was reborn in Russia yeah leaning Russian is hard man the words are completely unlike English man I need to work harder with this second chance and all.