Finally where I want to be
9
As soon as we appear, I tell Blasphemy to give Zka a tour and if she wants it a brief holographic history lesson, and hurry off to my quarters thankfully guided by Blasphemy's voice via blasphemites. As I made my way memories of my time aboard begin to surface in my mind. At first when I entered my quarters my dog from pre-reincarnation Raif was quite confused by the change that had occurred with me as I obviously looked and smelled different, but she still recognized me in whatever magical way dogs have and within seconds became extremely excited. After giving her a quick head petting I went to the replicator and order chocolate milk, until it materialized I still had know idea what it was or why I have been endlessly craving it, as soon as I take the first sip however I am flooded with an amazingly large number of memories of drinking it in the company of all the people I knew in my past life and of drinking it in various places. As I savor this godly drink I casually pet Raif while looking at my stats since upon restoring the orbs of creation I gained attribute multipliers and I expect big changes.
Name: Dundee Age: <1 Level: 9999+ Luck: 9 stats Hp: 652,797,413,730
Title: Patron Saint of Blasphemy Mp: 7,828,612,260,480
Species: Vampiric Shadow Dragon Sp: 435,198,476,000
Class: Universal Agent CON: 2,901,600 (base 36) CHA: 2,899,872 (base 30)
Sub: Captain DEX: 2,901,600 (base 36) INT: 2,900,448 (base 32)
Sub: Traveler STR: 2,905,056 (base 48) WIS: 2,899,008 (base 27)
Zka stands stunned as Dundee vanishes down the corridor. So much has happened between and to them in such a short time, he had saved her and the village she was responsible for as well as her battalion of 15,000 who would likely have been crushed on the stairs if not for him. In her mind they have become inseparable, they have even gone through the mindflayer ritual courtship and are technically life mates and yet he just up and disappears over chocolate milk.
“Um Blasphemy, what is chocolate milk? What is a dog? Why would he pet it?”
With a laugh Blasphemy explains, “The first is a beverage mostly consumed by children on the planet Earth, his former life's home world. The latter is a canine animal companion, to pet it makes it happy while soothing the one petting it.”
A sudden chirping sounds behind her and as she turns she is shocked to see the giant creature that had been towering over them protectively now still towering but much smaller and visibly happy. She can't help but feel the same and she smiles at Gigan, but then curiosity takes over and she says, “So he actually is a child? I know he said he only hatched a hundred days ago but he seems an adult to me. Did he really live a different life in another universe?”
Blasphemy explains the somewhat unusual personality and history of, as she calls him, the captain. Zka can't help but wonder if he knew they would come for him or if, as it seems, he really hadn't remembered who they were until they had arrived with such overwhelming might. She then, for reasons beyond her understanding asks, “How long have you and him been mated? She cant figure out why, but she needs to know and she is terrified at the thought of what she might learn.
Blasphemy looks at her for what seems a very long time before replying with a smile, “I am not mated with the captain. I am the ship, and the captain commands me. He always says he wants a harem, but he remains clueless to the wants of its potential members. Good luck Zka, may we all find our way to where we belong.” After a pause she continued, “And now let us us begin the tour.”
Zka had never seen anything like this ship, as she came to know as the true body of the stunningly adorable succubus beside her. It isn't until they reach the bridge that she truly realizes that she is no longer on the world. Suddenly she hears his voice and wonders what he must think of her.
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“Status of the infiltration? Also progress of the research?” He asks as he sits in what she is told is the captains chair. No one answers him but he looks at the screens attached to the chair for a moment before turning his gaze to her, this causes her tentacles to quiver as her skin flushes pink.
Looking at Zka I say, “our data suggests that you are compatible with a bio booster, are you ready? We can get them together.” I look around, glad to be back to where until recently I only remembered as something missing. I then lead Zka to the medical bay's infirmary where we sit on a pair of beds before laying down and placing the bioboosters against our foreheads. As soon as it contacts my head the world fades away while I am being wrapped in a fleshy cocoon.
With out warning I am instantly floating in a prismatic void, unable to move even so much as my eyelids. All I can do is stare at the endlessly flowing rainbow before my eyes, and, as such time inexorably flows onward. Minutes become an hour and nothing changes, I wonder where I am. I wonder how I came to be here, I wonder why. That hour becomes hours that grow into days and still, nothing changes. Out of nowhere I suddenly feel an energy in the form of a string reaching towards me from the infinite distance to touch my brain and connect me to something alien and yet me. Over the course of what feels like the next year the energy string gradually pulls us closer together until at long last we fuse into one entity that exists on multiple plains simultaneously.
As the cocoon dissolves into dust I returned to reality aboard Blasphemy. Sitting up I notice Zka sitting on the next bed over staring at me in wonder. I ask, “So how do you like being a member of the crew thus far?” She only says that it is amazing, and that she is happier than she has ever been. Before either of us could continue the conversation Blasphemy informed me that she had just brought the planets leaders aboard, even creating devices that allowed the massive members to assume a much smaller size enabling them to fit comfortably in human sized spaces. I stand up then pull Zka to her feet before telling Blasphemy we would meet them in the observation deck. Having said that I lead the way being met by Gigan as soon as we leave the med bay. The walk to the observation deck takes a few minutes and Blasphemy had already gathered them all into one of the most impressive rooms on the ship. The walls, floor, and ceiling in the observation deck all portray the view outside of Blasphemy in real time, and true to life detail. Blasphemy had positioned the ship with the planet below our feet with several moons and the three suns visible at different angles. No sooner had we entered when the mindflayer leader approaches and asks Zka for a word in private, the two of them step out into the hall while I approach Blasphemy to discuss various things. Because she stood before the gathered visitors I am first greeted by Nar-aract.
“So I See you are the mate that the mindflayer princess has chosen, wise choice.” He began before continuing while presenting a female spellweaver, “I too have brought you a mate, she is my sister's firstborn. She is now yours, she will serve you well.” Not to be out done the others had also brought females from their own species to be gifted to me as a mate. Blasphemy had already told me the I must absolutely act as though I actually want what ever gifts they bring me, I was expecting material goods likes books and magic items. Duty bound I smile and thank them.
What am I to do with 36 different species? I always wanted a harem but this seems a bit to diverse, I mean some of them are as large as Blasphemy and Blasphemy measures three hundred and three meters long, two hundred and five meters wide, and forty meters high, also Blasphemy is my home. How can a person have a relationship with some one as big as their home? And don't even get me started on varied anatomy. Well whatever, I'm living the dream, at least I am fairly sure that I'm living somebodies dream, so I will remain positive.
Not knowing exactly how to move past this strange incident I make clones and have them lead the “mates” on a tour of the ship while Blasphemy arranges quarters for them. With that taken care of the mindflayer returns and the conversation begins in earnest, although not at all in the direction I expect. For some reason I am expected to give each of of my new mates the same bonding gift I gave to my other mates back on the planet. Wait, other mates? I seriously missed something.
Blasphemy explains, I am to give each of my new mates an orb of creation, and she has already located most of the appropriate shards and fragments. Blasphemy seems to be very happy about all of this and I am a little bit worried by that. She's up to something and I don't know what. I am also expected to visit each and every species' city on the planet to do what I did at the mindflayer city. This is OK. I will copy all of their knowledge and visit their markets, maybe I'll find something good. I however am detecting some increasingly odd vibes
Not long after all of that had been accomplished the various peoples of the forge world returned to their various homes.