Won't be posting today. Just been to the dentist and had a tooth removed after a couple of day of agony. Could have gone for root canal but that would have taken a week and cost £300, so out it went. It was one of the back ones so my beautiful smile is unaffected. Why am I telling you all this in such great detail? There's a 500 word minimum on posts so rambling ramblilng rambling.

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Back tomorrow as per usual.

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