Hello there one might think why are you talking to us get the story going already. Well I'm getting to that alright so sit back relax and I will tell you how I died.
I was walking tripped and fell on my head died. After that I was enraged I thought th way that I was going to die was in a soft bed but no the world is to cruel for that. As ever thing as going dark I saw myself and no not the body of me on the ground but another me i mean my true being. Then I started floating away. Getting further and further away from the ground then from earth then from the solar system. After that it was all just a dot and I could no longer see the Milky Way Galaxy and then darkness.
As a drifted in the last frontier I suddenly saw a stream of light as I got closer and closer to that stream I suddenly found myself a part of that stream of light. I found that the stream of light was produced by small drifting blobs that all drifted together going in the same direction.
WHAT THE fuck!
I thought as I was drifting with the blobs as nothing interesting happened only seeing the blobs move around and occasionally bumping into each other. Then I suddenly got a thought can I merge with the other blobs to create one big blob.
-by the way i'm nothing but a blob myself-
As I drifted towards the nearest blob I bumped into it on my second try it happened again and then on my third attempt I started imagining myself merging with the blod.
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FFFUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It hurts it hurts so much even me dying didn't hurt this much I yelded in my thoughts. I felt myself a little bigger and more powerful.
I did it!!! HAHA!
I thought then I started going to the next blob it didn't hurt that much as the first one but still.
FFUUCCKK!
I did it again and again I got bigger with the more blods I merged and merging with more at the same time the more I grew untill I forgot how much blobs I merged with. As a now saw the specks of lights that contrast the darkness and the river of blobs I saw a galaxy then a solar system then a planet.
The planet was encased with a ring of blobs that seemed like a planetary ring as it shined a dim blue color and two moons orbited around just beyond the ring of blobs. As I saw the planet green land masses and those land masses where cover around with oceans of water. On that sight I was reminded of earth well except for that moving continent and that weird huge mouth in the middle of the ocean oh and look two giant fucking whales!! That are floating it the sky and a lot more weird things as I descended.
Well as I got closer to the ground and closer I was moving toward a huge no enormous lizard with leathery wings on its back huge arms and claws it also had a opposable thumb with four fingers but that's not important. As I was the sleeping lizard one word came into my thought.
DRAGON!
As my blob floating body got closer the more I was impressed and more intimidated I was the huge and impressive horns on its head the red scales on its body in impressive detail and suddenly I went inside the dragon.
Shit.
The number of blobs merged octillion.