"This is some meh sushi."

"Yea."

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"Do you remember when I asked you what came first?"

"What?"

"What came first, the chicken or th-" "Oh ya, I remember-" "Yeah, so-" "Ya, what about it?" "Oh-" "Oh, Sorry-" "I-" "Ya, go ahead."

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"What were we talking about?"

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"Chicken and egg."

"Ok, right, yes. So, do you remember-" "Yes" "WHEN I ASKED YOu about the chicken and the egg, which came first, and you started talking about the-" "Yes, please get to the point!" "You're not even listening!" "I am, I swear, but just get to the point!" "I'm trying to talk to you and you just don't-" "I'm literally listening to you RIGHT NOw, can you Get to the PoinT?" "Why are you being such a dick?" I'm literally not!!??!?!" "If you don't want to talk-" "I do, I'm literally talking right now!!" "YEs, but you're not letting me talk!!!" "Ok, I'll shut up then!!!"

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"Forget it."

"WHAT!?!??!???? I Was fully shutting UP?!!-" "I know-" "You can't just-" "Look, it's not even that interesting-" "No, you have to say it now-" "It's not that serious-" "Bro, it's become that serious, just-" "Fine, I just- why don't you just let people talk-" "I literally let you talk, I was fully letting you-" "Ya, but like after an hour of interrupting me-" "You've been interrupting me this whole time-" "But I don't do it as much as you do-" "Look, just say what you want to say or shut up and eat your sushi!"

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"This sushi is so mid."

"Pfft"