"Hey you"....
"Yea you, the idiot reading this book."
"Now don't look so nonplus, every idiot who's currently reading this is seeing the same thing."
"Like this fat fuck in wyoming, currently choking his chicken if you know what i mean"... "hint".."hint"
"Anyway's pay attention, what i'm going to tell you might keep you alive or maybe it won't we'll see." "Let clear my throut for a second." Cue the disgusting sound of an idiot clear his throut aaaaaaaaannnnnndddddddddddd we're back. "So as i was saying this will keep you alive mostly."
"Basically the worlds coming to an end. Yes you heard me right this shit heap of a planet we call home with dumb-ass leaders like Trump, redundent as celebrities like the Kardashians and stupind ass diet fads. Is comeing to an end Halle.. fucking....lujah praise the lord and all that mundane shit."
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"And it won't be that stupid ass the world changes into some game like world that shits played out. Or some of that recarnation bullshit."
"This will be a balls deep no lube in the asrehole fuck you type off apocalypse, and the one doing the fucking will be some smoken hot asian chick with a chip on her sholder the size this planet literally."...." I'm not joking man this bitch is crazy. she once destroyed a cosmos because some idiot made parody porn of her it was Hot ass fuck i might have beat a few off too it but still the bitcj is wild."
"Anyways when she comes it'll be quick and wet..... no pun intended..... and by wet i mean half the world populaton divided evenly between the diffrent ethnicities except the asiab cultur she has a weak spot for the females.... aka she's a butch."
"She'll come at you on even ground cause who deosn't like a challenge and by even ground i mean guns bullets and money."
"With the money alone your allready fuck'".... "LOL, i don't think fucked even sums it up but i'm all-ready running out of time.".."So in essence pucker up your but hole your in for a ride."
P.S..... "Say hi to the guy with the gun to your head
keep it real my niggas i'm out."
GLASYA-LABOLAS EL PRESIDENTE OF HELL.