“This seems fun.” I whisper to myself starting to try out this Help function only to be surprised by seeing a white screen in front of my.
[Available Functions]
[Quester- Randomized quest giver for Trainees. Quests give experience and can also give items. Quests on your rank can only be done. Quests are split further into seven difficulties. Easy, Normal, Hard, Extreme, Nightmare, Hell, Impossible. Quests are refreshed every day. Quests depend on your level. Max]
[Challenger- You can challenge another Trainee of the same level. Losing means you drop a level. Winning gives you 5% of the losing party’s experience and a random item of theirs. Force challenges let you fight them without their consent. Force challenges left:1]
[Status- Shows current level, attributes, and attribute points.]
[Skills- Shows skills, their level as well as a short description.]
[Dungeon- Brings you into the dungeon. Warning: If you die in the dungeon you die for real. Warning: all other 50 trainees share this dungeon and can kill you.]
[God’s chat- Facebook for gods]
[Help- Shows the Available Functions page]
[These are the functions you can access with your level.]
Hmm this is funny Facebook for Gods. I think looking over the information of Help. Completely sucked into the screen.
“ Hey Al, you see a nice girl or what.” He jokes making fun of me because I spaced out. “If you see a hot one tell me ok.”
“Haha your funny I forgot to laugh.” I said Quickly countering him. “Even if there was a hot girl she wouldn't date you. Let's go we can play Donkey Kong next.”
The rest of the day flew by. We played many games and I just pushed the God’s Function system to the back of my mind and left it alone. Some the games we played include Donkey Kong, Guitar hero, and that one dancing game with the arrows. After that we got some ice cream then parted ways to go home.
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Arriving at my house I quickly run into my room so I could get comfortable and check out this new system I was given. Then thinking of Status the first function I wanted to check out.
[Status]
Name: Alex Quaker
Species: Human
Occupation: Mortal level Trainee #7
Money: $0
Level: 1
Experience: 0/100
Health: 20/20
Strength: 3
Mana: 5
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 7
Will Power: 11
Inventory:
Attribute Points: 1
[Average stats for a grown human are normally 5]
Awesome. What are the quests? I think while getting absorbed into this new thing to me.
[Quests]
Easy: 5 quests left
Normal: 4 quests left
Hard: 3 quests left
Extreme: 2 quests left
Nightmare: 1 quest left
Hell: 1 quest left
Impossible: 1 quest left
Thinking about it for a bit I decide to try out one of my easy quests. I'm kind of hoping to get one I can do quickly to see what I can get from it.
[Quest: Training 1 Difficulty: Easy]
Do 1000 jumping jacks
Completed 0/1000
Time limit: 15 minutes
[Reward: 2000 experience, 10 Dollars.]
[Failure: loss of a random item in your inventory with common rarity or less]
Hmm it's not like I'll actually lose anything, I don't have anything in the first place. Haha. I think laughing to myself then quickly doing the quest.
[Congratulations you completed quest training 1.]
[2000 experience received.]
[Congratulations you leveled up to 2. Attribute points: 2]
[Congratulations you leveled up to 3. Attribute points: 3]
[Congratulations you leveled up to 4. Attribute points: 4]
[10 Dollars have been put into your inventory.]
Pulling up the status page I see that my attribute points have gone up and it said my level was four instead of one, but my money didn’t. So, I look at the money in my inventory and read it's description.
[Name: 10 Dollar bill]
[Rarity: Trash]
[Description: Currency used on the planet earth]
[Remarks: It's just paper]
One reading through it once I had to read through it once more to be sure of what I saw. The description says its currency for earth.
“Doesn't that mean we aren't the only planet there is?” I say to myself
[You have been chosen by a fellow trainee with a force challenge]
"Fuck"