“Master! We’re back!”

“Hmm? Have you finished your revenge?”

Just as Vheena had finished bathing and was sitting in a chair illuminated by candlelight, she suddenly heard the voices of RuanRuan and Linglu in the front yard as they entered the house, leaving her confused because they shouldn’t have returned so quickly.

‘Why are they back? It’s only just turned night; did they flee because they couldn’t destroy the Great Thunder sect? D-don’t tell me they actually succeeded in destroying the Great Thunder sect, b-but it’s only been four hours, how could they destroy it so quickly!’

“It’s done, Master! Hahahaha, it was so funny; they were pathetic because many of their elders and disciples had already died from the explosion caused by Ruan Xiaoyue’s earlier attack from the alternative realm gate! That made it very easy for us to wipe out the rest of them. Even their ancestors at the early Body Integration stage came out to fight us, but of course, Linglu is so strong that Linglu just sent them to their graves. Hahahaha, the fight was so exciting!”

"W-what about those who didn’t resist? Did you let them go?”

“Of course, Master. While Long Linglu fought fiercely against their ancestor, RuanRuan and Sister Xue instructed those who had no will to fight to surrender. After evacuating those who didn’t resist, RuanRuan then destroyed their mountain and sect with your attack technique.”

‘Hearing these two little girls talk about destroying the sect leaves me unsure how to react. Should I just praise them? But they just slaughtered and destroyed a sect, which is definitely not a commendable act. W-well, I guess I’ll play it safe and praise these two little girls.’

“W-well, Master doesn’t care too much about their sect because you’re confident you’d win. Just seeing both of you return without injuries is enough for me.” Vheena replied with a caring expression as she extended her hands to RuanRuan and Linglu’s heads and gently patted them.

“Hehehehe…” “Hnnhn~ yes, Master is near Linglu’s horn.”

‘I praise them while petting their heads as a sign that I care. But Linglu, what’s with that expression? Is that a signal for me to attack you while we’re sleeping together? Forget it, I also need to ask about Xue Lanting’s condition; it’s sad to see her quietly like she’s been ostracized.’

“Miss Xue, how about your revenge? Has it been satisfied? Is your trauma healed now?”

“Eh? It’s okay, Miss immortal. When I saw their faces pleading for mercy because Little Ruan threatened the elders and disciples of the Great Thunder sect, it was enough to erase my trauma. I’m truly grateful to your disciples and pets for alleviating that fear; otherwise, I would have had trouble raising my cultivation level since that trauma would have caused the demonic seed in my heart to grow.”

“Y-yeah, it’s good that your trauma is healed. Meanwhile, RuanRuan and Linglu, go take a shower, and then head to the dining room; I’ll prepare dinner for you.”

“Hehehe, y-yes, Master.” “Hnnh~ o-okay, Master.”

Seeing RuanRuan and Linglu head to the bathroom with disappointed expressions after Vheena stopped patting their heads, Vheena turned her attention to the nervous Xue Lanting to invite her for dinner.

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“I’m sure Miss Xue hasn’t had dinner yet, so you should join us for dinner here.”

“N-no need, Miss Immortal, I don’t want to trouble you.”

“It’s fine; I can’t let you just be here as my guest.”

“If that’s the case, let me help you cook, Miss Immortal.”

‘This woman wants to help me cook? Is she really good at cooking? I’m afraid she’s just like RuanRuan and Xianxiu, who only know how to peel onions. Should I just refuse her help? No, it’s better if I ask her first; it wouldn’t be polite to turn her down outright.’

“Can you cook, Miss Xue?”

“I can cook, Miss Immortal.”

“Where did you learn to cook?”

“I taught myself when I was a senior in my sect because, as a senior of a small sect, the sect master and elders sometimes asked me to prepare food for the junior disciples with low cultivation. That’s how I learned to cook, do laundry, and handle other household chores.”

‘Hmm, this woman says she can do all household chores? Is she just bragging in front of me? No, it’s better to ask her to cook so I can gauge her skills. Maybe her cooking is better than mine, which always ends up tasting salty.’

“Uhum, Miss Xue. Since you say you can cook, I want to see if what you say is true. Well… if you really want to cook, just make whatever you’re good at.”

“Alright, Miss Immortal, I will cook for you, Little Ruan, and Miss Long Linglu.”

Seeing Vheena nod in agreement, Xue Lanting went to the kitchen to prepare the food. After half an hour of waiting with RuanRuan and Linglu, who had finished bathing, she finally saw Xue Lanting return with food that smelled incredibly fragrant into the dining room.

“This is the food, Miss Immortal, Little Ruan, and Miss Long Linglu.”

“Thank you.”

“Thank you, Sister Xue.”

“Hmph, even though your food is very tempting, I prefer Master’s food. But since you went through the trouble to make it, I’ll accept it.”

‘Whoa! What is this food? Even though the ingredients she used are mine, how could she make such beautiful and fragrant food? I-I have to try it… th-this…’

“Nyam, nyam, damn, your food is better than Master’s! I can’t stop; this is so delicious! Why did you make so little for me! Ruan Xiaoyue, I want yours!”

“Nom, nom, this is so good! This food is mine! Don’t even think about taking it, or I’ll hit you!”

“Hey! Just this afternoon, you took my food! Now it’s my turn to take—”

“Miss Xue!”

Hearing her master shout, RuanRuan and Linglu stopped their argument and turned their attention to Vheena to find out why she yelled.

“y-yes, w-what is it, Miss Immortal?”

“Would you—uhum… you don’t have any objectives after this, right? If you really have no objectives, you can stay here and be my maid. I’ll make sure to take care of you if you become my maid.”

‘I can’t let this onee-san type wife go! Her cooking is so good! Plus, she can also do laundry and other household chores! I can’t lose her! My face, unleash your strongest deception skill so she becomes my maid!’

“Of course, I will! B-but is it alright for me to become your maid, Miss Immortal? With my Pure Yin physique, I’m afraid it will attract too many cultivators who will target me.”

“Hmph! This is for your cooking—I mean, flies like them are easy to crush if they annoy me, so you don’t need to feel guilty.”

“W-well then, I’d be happy to be your maid, Miss Immortal.”

“You don’t need to call me Miss Immortal; just call me like RuanRuan and Linglu do.”

“Alright, Master.”

‘Yeah! I managed to get a maid who will always cook for me, and on top of that, I also have a Princess as my savings! Hahaha! My life is no longer sad, but somehow I feel like crying because this achievement was gained by deceiving someone. W-well, it should be fine as long as they benefit from me too, right?’

Since there was nothing else to do after dinner, Vheena asked RuanRuan to share her room with Xue Lanting while she took Linglu to her room to sleep together. RuanRuan, seeing Vheena take Linglu away, felt very upset and jealous as Linglu turned her back to her and looked at her with a proud expression while Vheena wasn’t watching.

That night, Vheena slept very soundly, happy to have a maid who could cook well. While Vheena slept soundly, she was unaware that a certain dragon-blooded owner was mischievously licking her hands and face while she was deeply asleep.