Huang Jiu saw that I was armed to the teeth, and my hand was still touching the handle of the golden sword. He quickly said, "Li Ge, I'll take two sips."
Take two sips?
When the fragrance of the corpse is scattered, it will be scattered. I will accommodate it and let it come into the house to suck.
Huang Jiu lay prone on the window, shaking his head like a wave drum. "I'll just lie prone on the window, so I won't bother you if I don't come in."
I raised my eyebrows. Is this animal going to eat and not work?
But to put it bluntly, I guess it will turn its head and run away. After thinking about it, I asked, "Lao Huang, does your daughter-in-law know that you want to marry a concubine?"
Huang Jiu immediately panicked, and the man stood up and said, "Brother Li, you can eat your food at random, but you can't talk nonsense. My family will be back in these two days. "
It was a rake.
I smiled and said, "I don't have to tell anyone. Do me a favor tonight, or I will tell anyone."
Family discord is a big problem.
Huang Jiu is also afraid.
However, it did not immediately agree, and cunningly asked, "Brother Li, which sect did you learn your skills from?"
Grandpa didn't tell me about the origin of ancient books, and I only learned the first volume, no matter how good it is, it's all amateurs.
But I know it's testing the water, standing up and proudly saying, "It's a long story, and I learned my skills from my grandfather, but my grandfather said that even if Mao Shan's bull nose saw him, he would have to kneel down and call out to his predecessors."
I feel that I am exaggerating.
Moreover, what Maoshan school is, I also saw it from Xiao Pang's video recorder, and I don't know if there is any in reality.
In order to convince Huang Jiu, I pointed to the woman in bed and said, "You don't want to think, if my grandfather doesn't have some skills, can he marry such a daughter-in-law for me?"
Help depends on whether you can help or not. It is human nature for him to ask these questions.
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When I said this, its eyes began to turn again.
After a while, Huang Jiu said nervously, "After six days, how about you ask her to return my favor?"
Want a favor from the female corpse?
What is her position in the end, which can make the cunning Huang Jiu remember one favor.
Six days ...
I am also full of expectations and nodded and agreed.
If nothing else, I'll be much bolder with a gasping person around me.
Seeing me nod, Huang Jiu still asked uneasily, "What guarantee do you have that she will return this favor?"
I smiled twice: "She is my wife. If I tell her to go east, can she still go west?"
Huang Jiu was flat and pointed. "That's not certain."
I knew what that little look meant at a glance and scolded, "Do you think all men in this world are just like you?". If she doesn't listen, I'll slap her in the mouth. Do you believe it? "
With that, I went to the bed and gently slapped the woman on the face twice. When he was still smoking, Huang Jiu was so scared that his short legs stood on tiptoe and said with his claws, "Brother, brother, I believe it, I believe it."
Say, Huang Jiu jumped in.
Glancing at the woman on the eye bed, Huang Jiu whispered, "Brother Li, I didn't force you just now. You wanted to slap her yourself."
I gave it a worthless look.
However, after I slapped that woman twice, I felt uncomfortable all over my body. I felt like I was wearing two knives behind my back.
I don't know if it's psychological, so I quietly moved away from the bed.
Huang Jiu is honest, too. He found a corner and meditated with his legs crossed.
I wanted to ask it a lot of things, but it didn't respond after two shouts, so I had to give up.
Thinking that she might wake up six days later, I felt a little guilty. I touched the bed and whispered to her ear, "Don't be angry with me. If you didn't do that just now, the beast wouldn't want to help. What do you think if I can't protect you alone and be taken away?" I can't spoil you if I meet a wretched guy, don't you think? "
After a pause, I added, "If you don't speak, that means you forgive me. Don't settle accounts with me. "
After a long explanation, I breathed a sigh of relief, but the chill seemed to be stronger.
Just then, the firewood in the iron drum jumped twice, and the original reddish-yellow flame turned green.
Huang Jiu suddenly opened his eyes and stood on tiptoe. As soon as his eyes changed, he was ready to escape.
But the flame turned green, so I paid attention to it. I caught up with it only two steps later and grabbed my tail and brought it back.
"Grandson, you are not kind!" I smashed it on the ground twice and quickly returned to the bed.
Because this cold air came from the outside.
Huang Jiu rubbed his head with his claws, and his eyes panicked. "Li Ge, you just left me here with one more corpse. Why don't you let me go and let my wife come back and I'll let her avenge you?"
Are you kidding me?
If you don't work after eating, you can't work here.
I dropped it twice on the ground and threatened: "If you dare to run, I will take my daughter-in-law to the door six days later and end your family. I want to see if your daughter-in-law is better or mine!"
Than a wife?
Like no one has.
Huang Jiuyi looked miserable and stared straight at the wooden door. He sat on the floor and said, "Add one more favor."
"good!"
Things outside are a little fierce, so I should have done it without thinking. Anyway, I didn't return the favor.
At this time, the flames in the iron drum became greener, making the whole house miserable green.
I was just about to let go of Huang Jiu when the rotten wooden door was suddenly shaken off, leaving a room full of sawdust.
At the door, stood a little girl of eight or nine years old, dressed in red like blood.
As soon as she appeared, the flames in the iron bucket were crushed to a little bigger than beans and green.
I let go of my hand and clenched it with a jerk.
Huang Jiu let out a squeaky cry and shouted to remind me: "Tail, tail, Li Ge, my tail!"
When I came to my senses, I quickly let go of my hand. Huang Jiu fell to the ground, and one turned and hid behind me, pulling my trouser legs, sticking his head out from under my crotch and saying, "Li, Li, brother. This is Shirley ... "
"Shut up!" I took off the willow whip at my waist with a dignified look, and snapped it twice in my hand. "Little girl, you can suck the fragrance of the corpse. Let's take the door as the boundary, and I'll stay inside you, so well water doesn't interfere with the river."
"Giggle ..." The girl in red laughed, and when she smiled, the flames in the iron drum followed.
This yin qi is ... ridiculously strong.
Not the kui is a spectre in red.
After laughing, the girl drew a dagger from behind and threw it into the house. She said in a gloomy way, "Well water does not interfere with river water. Yes, you can cut out the Dan in her body and give it to me. I can think about it."
If she doesn't think about it, I might really cut out a woman's Dan and give it to her.
After all, this thing is beyond my ability.
But let me think about it, and I can only let her weigh it.