"O'Hero we ask thee... ... ... ... ... Uh, what the fuck is that?" The man dressed in a red robe sporting a white beard and mustache turned to the man next to him and asked.

"I'm not sure sire. He's blue, shiny and when it moves it looks like he is just flowing with liquid." A tall older man in a brown robe answered.

In the middle of a white room adorned with what looked to be expensive objects and a group of people was Joe. Joe looked around a little perplexed as to why he was here. All he could remember was fucking this dirty hooker who he had planned to fuck and leave without paying. He was in the middle of fucking her, and when he was just about to explode and then he found himself here. His pants were around his ankles, his dick was hanging out for the whole world to see, and he was being stared at by a bunch of old fucks with long beards that wore robes. What the fuck is this the hobbit?

"Can you fucks tell me where I am and why I am here?" Joe asked the people who were still staring at him.

"It's Blue and its body swirls like liquid! It's a human-shaped slime!" One of the people in the crowd screamed. People in the crowd started to freak out and run out of the room.

"Call the guards and run, the summon was a failure! It's a human-shaped slime! "  The red robed man yelled as they all ran out of the room leaving Joe by himself.

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"What the fuck? Guards they mean the police? Fuck this I'm out." Joe pulled his pants up and bolted for the door.

"An that's what happened. Can You believe that shit? Those fucks chased me all the way out into the fucking town! It was hard to run this far you know, but those guys with swords were on my ass  and I sure as hell did not want a fucking  sword up my ass."

"Whaaa mommy whaaa!!!"

"What are you doing to my daughter!" A rather plump lady came running over and picked up the crying child.

"The fuck you mean doing to your daughter. She started crying on her own fat ass. Maybe your daughter wouldn't cry so much if her mother wasn't so fucking fat. What the fuck is the matter with the people in this town. "

"What the fuck you say about my wife!?" A seemingly muscular man came running over grabbed Joe by his collar and beat the ever living shit out of him.

Joe woke up surrounded by tree's, grass, and bushes. He was in a forest. The breeze was gentle and the temperature was just right. All was well except how much Joe's face hurt. The plumpy ladies husband really kicked the shit out of him. So much so that his face was now black and blue and quite swollen. As Joe tried to get up he slipped and fell and landed with a splat.

Ding!

Joe heard a sound in his head.

Killed Dung Shroom! 2 XP gained!

"What the fuck who said that! And what the fuck is that smell!" Joe yelled out in rage. He rolled himself over to find a brown mess on his stomach. This brown mess was the remains of a Dung Shroom and this is how Joe's journey begins.